What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

#BestBubby

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 2:19 pm

The anti-waxing cheider

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 2:45 pm

Cheaper options for shipping
I keep reading as Cheaper onions for shipping
Reaction: No matter how cheap the onions are, it's probably not worth the expense of shipping

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 2:58 pm

"wonder if becoming you" in boy version

I also wonder. maybe he's not becoming you, but Becoming Eve, ch"V. either way, it's not good.

↑ Cookiegirl ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 5:01 pm

Buying house inspector...

...and what are you going to do with him once the inspection is over?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 6:47 pm

Worst argument

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 8:16 pm

Do you believe in Q-Anon?
No. I believe in peanut butter. Clap your hands.
Seriously, you deserve an answer. As soon as I adjust my headgear that only looks like a metal colander but actually is a direct line to the mothership.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 9:29 pm

These annoying masks! Vent!
They say the masks with vents are more comfortable and not as annoying. They're also not as effective.

↑ mamma llama ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 11:43 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

I literally laughed out loud when I read this!

↑ imasinger ↓

Wed, Aug 12 2020, 11:47 pm

#BestBubby wrote:

The anti-waxing cheider

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 13 2020, 8:16 am

What can you do to become happier?
Try sunshine on your shoulders.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 13 2020, 10:40 am

5 town girls

with apologies to the beach boys :

Oh long island girls
the way they dress
their clothes are way too short and tight
and those five towns girls
wear even less
they make their moms go nuts on sight

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Aug 13 2020, 10:57 am

zaq wrote:

Coming up next: "With apologies to Billy Joel."

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 13 2020, 12:59 pm

Help me what direction to go in

That would depend on where you want to end up.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 14 2020, 10:56 am

White after Labor Day

Never a shalia for me. Because I don't do white before Labor Day.

↑ mamma llama ↓

Fri, Aug 14 2020, 11:22 am

"Hotel Bed Bugs"

Fine, pamper the bed bugs. But it's only fair to also open up Luxury Spa La Roachie.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 14 2020, 12:02 pm

White after Labor Day
Sorry, once you're white, you stay white. Some folks are born black and pass for white, and they,too, usually stay that way. It's not a seasonal thing.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Fri, Aug 14 2020, 12:11 pm

A strange man shouldn’t sit next to a woman on a bus

Unless if he sits near a strange woman. That would be an interesting sight.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 16 2020, 9:21 am

A strange man shouldn't sit next to a woman on a bus.

Technically, a man shouldn't sit next to a strange woman on a bus.

shirachadasha ↓

Sun, Aug 16 2020, 11:47 am

Remove pain from faux leather tablecloth posted in Household Products

Someone should tell the OP to post this Emotional Health.

I hope things get better for the tablecloth.

↑ banana123 ↓

Sun, Aug 16 2020, 2:09 pm

Yerushalayim to Tzfat with a stop - where???
At the gas station, where they always stop.