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↑ banana123 ↓

Thu, Sep 03 2020, 1:01 pm

dankbar wrote:

Protect children or parents

When I saw this thread title... I didn't bother opening it. I thought another corona thread debating the merits of opening schools for children's sake or close to protect elderly parents....

Same

↑ ChanieMommy ↓

Thu, Sep 03 2020, 1:05 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

The Ahuvim was kind of implicit. But I know what you mean. Take schools, or seminaries. There are two hats. The first is Bnos/Bais/Seminar/et al and the second is...oooh, lots of fascinating options and they're not all names.

And welcome!

You mean a bit like the "professoral speech generator", where you have two adjectives, each 5 syllables or more, preferably greek or latin in origin and then a noun with five syllables and more, then a verb, repeat?

I love this!!!!

By the way: I love using the whatsapp spelling check as a text generator. works very well in english or hebrew.

You type a few caracters, and then spelling check suggests words, and you jump from one suggestion to the next, but it has to be a grammatically correct sentence. If you can't finish the sentence, you lose...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 03 2020, 3:25 pm

ChanieMommy wrote:

Well, I was thinking more lo tech, like 2 hats....

↑ mamma llama ↓

Thu, Sep 03 2020, 7:13 pm

"House Shoes"

Where exactly is your house going that it needs shoes? Dont know

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 03 2020, 9:10 pm

mamma llama wrote:

"House Shoes"

Where exactly is your house going that it needs shoes? Dont know

Because when you have that contest, can you jump higher than a house, the house really wants a fighting chance this time.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Thu, Sep 03 2020, 11:03 pm

My husband refuses to give me the P-EBT card

Can you grab it from his pants pocket while he’s asleep and go on a shopping spree the next day?

↑ Success10 ↓

Fri, Sep 04 2020, 8:26 am

Urgent Help needed with my rib steak

Yes! Where's the cutlery? I'm always happy to help where needed! Yum!

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Sep 04 2020, 5:50 pm

What makes you lose your place in olam haba?

When someone strikes up a convo when I’m trying to read it.

Ima Piano ↓

Fri, Sep 04 2020, 5:57 pm

I saw the title no toys and I'm thinking uh oh ANOTHER intimacy thread (turns out it was for preschool) 🤣

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Sun, Sep 06 2020, 11:51 am

Spacy son needs a job

He’d make a great astronaut

↑ Success10 ↓

Sun, Sep 06 2020, 1:33 pm

Yemenite soup

Listen, you don't have to LOVE all cultures that are unlike your own, but no matter what, you may NOT eat them.

↑ ChanieMommy ↓

Sun, Sep 06 2020, 1:59 pm

Segula against intermarriage

Live in Israel?
Send children to jewish school & youth clubs?

↑ mamma llama ↓

Mon, Sep 07 2020, 3:43 am

Success10 wrote:

Yemenite soup

Listen, you don't have to LOVE all cultures that are unlike your own, but no matter what, you may NOT eat them.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 07 2020, 10:17 am

Success10 wrote:

Yemenite soup

Listen, you don't have to LOVE all cultures that are unlike your own, but no matter what, you may NOT eat them.

I was NOT thinking of Irish stew till I read your posts. So call "Irish stew" my delayed or intermediate reaction.

↑ chanatron1000 ↓

Tue, Sep 08 2020, 1:39 pm

Can anyone suggest where to shop online for baby?

Sorry, it's illegal to sell babies online.

↑ mamma llama ↓

Tue, Sep 08 2020, 6:51 pm

"Have you tried marijuana"

No, but I mariwanna...

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Sep 09 2020, 8:39 am

Where can I buy delicious meal (raw)?

Try grazing in the produce aisle.

↑ ExtraCredit ↓

Wed, Sep 09 2020, 10:11 am

Help me wean my preschooler off screen time

As soon as I’m successful at weaning myself off I can try helping you with your preschooler.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Sep 10 2020, 1:57 am

Does this sound like pinworms?

I don't know what pinworms sound like, but if you have so many that you can *hear* them, you definitely have a problem.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Sep 10 2020, 7:26 am

Can you wiggle your ears?
Nope. Nor can I tie them in a knot or a bow, nor throw them over my shoulder like a continental soldier. (Now that would be some poll.)

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