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↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Jan 27 2020, 11:49 am

Does flying make you bleed?

No, but crash landing does.

↑ lilies ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 9:38 am

Am I Crazy?

Oh, Yes!

↑ imanonymous ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 1:13 pm

Therapy in BK

There's therapy for everything these days... I guess basketball is included!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:29 pm

Adults only hotel

Try to No-Tell Motel, on Route 66. Pay by the hour!

↑ Surrendered ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:39 pm

My mother is seriously offended

Poor mother.

↑ Surrendered ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:40 pm

How can my newborn stay up for 6 hours??!!!

Hmmm... it's a difficult job to work on, trying to keep your newborn up for hours.

sleepybeauty ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:49 pm

Do you like your news censored?
Yes. Unfortunately, it manages to sneak in through other forums.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 5:04 pm

Snoods at bingo

1. And sneetches on the beaches; or
2. Snoods don't usually play bingo.

↑ lilies ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 5:49 pm

zaq wrote:

Snoods at bingo

1. And sneetches on the beaches;

Definitely this one. Get rid of second as ruins number 1.

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 8:25 pm

Do you like your news censored?

No I like when CNN says what they really think about us credulous boomer rubes.

↑ BatyaEsther ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 9:10 pm

How can my newborn stay up for 6 hours??!!!

RedBull

↑ BoomChickaPop ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 9:43 pm

Am I crazy?

No, of course not! Am I?

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Jan 28 2020, 11:08 pm

To women who give birth every year: how do you do it?

They get pregnant every year.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:34 am

Did you do everything alone for youre wedding ?

Sologamy is marriage by a person to themselves.

↑ Sammy Girl ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2020, 12:20 pm

Wig on vacation

Oh, the wonderful images this conjures up!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2020, 1:54 pm

Itchy Ovaries?

Yes. Every time I see a baby! 👶

↑ Odelyah ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:00 pm

Sammy Girl wrote:

Wig on vacation

Oh, the wonderful images this conjures up!

yes! you beat me to it!

the visual of a perky wig on a styrofoam head, on a poolside lounge chair with a tropical drink nearby that it can't drink unfortunately because it has no hands.. or a mouth..

↑ Sammy Girl ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:06 pm

Odelyah wrote:

and cut to the wig's owner, sitting at the window morosely in a tichel with flyaway hairs, waiting for the said wig to return home. Her view is of a snowy grey New York winter. You can't help feeling stirred by the sight.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:38 pm

Waxing in Boro Park

All together now: Waning in (fill in the blank)

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:23 pm

Tree trimming company

This is a Jewish site. We don’t buy trees, much less trim them. What we do is plant them in Israel. Unless by “trim” you mean “put up a plaque in honor of Mrs. Herta Lieberman on her special birthday.” In which case, it’s the Jewish National Fund.

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