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 Mon, Jan 27 2020, 11:49 am
Does flying make you bleed?
No, but crash landing does.
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 1:13 pm
Therapy in BK
There's therapy for everything these days... I guess basketball is included!
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:29 pm
Adults only hotel
Try to No-Tell Motel, on Route 66. Pay by the hour!
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:39 pm
My mother is seriously offended
Poor mother.
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Surrendered
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:40 pm
How can my newborn stay up for 6 hours??!!!
Hmmm... it's a difficult job to work on, trying to keep your newborn up for hours.
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 3:49 pm
Do you like your news censored?
Yes. Unfortunately, it manages to sneak in through other forums.
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 5:04 pm
Snoods at bingo
1. And sneetches on the beaches; or
2. Snoods don't usually play bingo.
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 5:49 pm
| zaq wrote: | Snoods at bingo
1. And sneetches on the beaches; |
Definitely this one. Get rid of second as ruins number 1.
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33055
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 8:25 pm
Do you like your news censored?
No I like when CNN says what they really think about us credulous boomer rubes.
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 9:10 pm
How can my newborn stay up for 6 hours??!!!
RedBull
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 9:43 pm
Am I crazy?
No, of course not! Am I?
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33055
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Tue, Jan 28 2020, 11:08 pm
To women who give birth every year: how do you do it?
They get pregnant every year.
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Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:34 am
Did you do everything alone for youre wedding ?
Sologamy is marriage by a person to themselves.
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Wed, Jan 29 2020, 12:20 pm
Wig on vacation
Oh, the wonderful images this conjures up!
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Wed, Jan 29 2020, 1:54 pm
Itchy Ovaries?
Yes. Every time I see a baby! 👶
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Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:00 pm
| Sammy Girl wrote: | Wig on vacation
Oh, the wonderful images this conjures up! |
yes! you beat me to it!
the visual of a perky wig on a styrofoam head, on a poolside lounge chair with a tropical drink nearby that it can't drink unfortunately because it has no hands.. or a mouth..
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Wed, Jan 29 2020, 2:06 pm
| Odelyah wrote: | yes! you beat me to it!
the visual of a perky wig on a styrofoam head, on a poolside lounge chair with a tropical drink nearby that it can't drink unfortunately because it has no hands.. or a mouth.. |
and cut to the wig's owner, sitting at the window morosely in a tichel with flyaway hairs, waiting for the said wig to return home. Her view is of a snowy grey New York winter. You can't help feeling stirred by the sight.
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Wed, Jan 29 2020, 3:38 pm
Waxing in Boro Park
All together now: Waning in (fill in the blank)
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Wed, Jan 29 2020, 5:23 pm
Tree trimming company
This is a Jewish site. We don’t buy trees, much less trim them. What we do is plant them in Israel. Unless by “trim” you mean “put up a plaque in honor of Mrs. Herta Lieberman on her special birthday.” In which case, it’s the Jewish National Fund.
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