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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 12:26 am
How to get DH to understand I should be his #1

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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 11:03 am
Child Photographer in Monsey

My 3 year old neice loves to take my phone and take pictures.
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  SixOfWands  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 11:12 am
imasoftov wrote:
How to get DH to understand I should be his #1



Number 6: Where am I?

Number Two: In the village.

Number 6: What do you want?

Number Two: Information.

Number 6: Whose side are you on?

Number Two: That would be telling. We want information... information... information!

Number 6: You won't get it!

Number Two: By hook or by crook, we will.

Number 6: Who are you?

Number Two: The new Number Two.

Number 6: Who is Number One?

Number Two: You are Number Six.

Number 6: I am not a number; I AM A FREE MAN!

Now I want to start singing "dem bones, dem bones, dem dry bones...."
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 11:34 am
Hypnosis for weight lose? Anyone try it?

... or hypnosis to make you to believe you look just fine as you are
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 1:47 pm
I hardly cook supper

Raw food diet?
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  dankbar  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 2:15 pm
How to lose those last lbs

Sorry, they're here to last!
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  dankbar  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 2:17 pm
How to locate displaced person?

When I first read that, I thought you were asking how to spot a meshugene? Or tell the difference bw who's normal or not?
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  hodeez  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 3:43 pm
I hardly cook supper.
I easily cook supper.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 4:57 pm
Newport [,] Mystic or Washington DC

Not your normal place to find mekubalim. Hatzlacha.
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Oct 29 2018, 8:35 pm
What can you tell me about Clifton?

I keep seeing Clinton. What? She's running this year?
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  chanie18  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 30 2018, 4:38 am
Child photographer in monsey

Now thats a creative solution for the tuition crisis, how much $$ do you think my 8 year old can bring in??
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  NovelConcept  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Oct 30 2018, 9:32 am
ENDING BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP VIA EXECUTIVE ACTION

Umm... There are easier ways to end citizenship than through executions... Yikes.

(At first glance, read "execution")
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 2:53 am
The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are expecting a baby!!

Have I posted this before? This is about his brother but relevant here as well.

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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 3:53 am
Microwave Toaster oven in one machine recommendations?

Microwaves are already toasty enough.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 4:04 am
Best way to get rid of lice while pregnant

If the lice are pregnant, get rid of them fast!
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  cuties' mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 5:10 am
Do I have to make a chussen album for my kallah?
I'm assuming that either you're a man and mistakenly thought this website was imafather, or that you are openly marrying a woman in which case you probably don't belong on a frum website.
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 5:53 am
Can I sing wrong?

Yes, that's what voice lessons are for, but until you get there, it may just be wrong for you to sing.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 7:22 am
chicco wrote:
Can I sing wrong?

Yes, that's what voice lessons are for, but until you get there, it may just be wrong for you to sing.


Cute!
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  chicco  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 8:32 am
zaq wrote:
Cute!


Aw, thanks Zaq, that means a lot coming from you.
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  dankbar  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Oct 31 2018, 8:36 am
Deleted don't want to make you cry while laughing

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