How do I eat my Sushi?

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:38 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

What about Very Berry?

Very Berry??!! Oy vey! What have we come to?! You know in the alter heim, where I grew up, there was no such thing as cereal. You had to work up a sweat in order to get your food. No such thing as pulling open the pantry, and eating a bowl of cereal.

You had to work hard! And today?! You walk into the grocery and there's literrally an ENTIRE aisle of all types of cereals. Very Berry, Berry Very, Very Berry Cherry, Very Berry Cherry Ferry.. forgive me but I could be here all day if I were to type up all the names of the cereals that line the shelves..

Oy, no wonder this generation doesn't know how to actually work for results..
The proof is in the cereal aisle.

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↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:43 pm

simba wrote:

To the snowflake here. Why do I have to eat Cheerios?

So let me explain:

In the year 2018, it has been established as an indisputable fact that snowflakes eat cheerios. There's no arguing about that.

As to the reasoning behind that, you'll have to inquire from wiser, and more intellectual minds than yours truly.

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:45 pm

enneamom wrote:

Innerme

Phew

Here I got scared that we'll be enemies for good, because of me reprimanding you in rather condescending tones.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:46 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Phew

Here I got scared that we'll be enemies for good, because of me reprimanding you in rather condescending tones.

I'll forgive you if you send me some Very Berry Cherry Ferry Cheerios.

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:59 pm

enneamom wrote:

I'll forgive you if you send me some Very Berry Cherry Ferry Cheerios.

So I searched and couldn't find.. but I did find this for you:

↑ jewwoman ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:01 pm

Feel free to watch inner me and ill get myself some etiquette lessons as soon as tishabav is over to avoid making shehechiyanu on something new..
With regard to those of you who cut sushi in half you need to join a sushi eating class. They teach u how to successfully stuff one piece in at a time without excess coming out. But you cant speak for 9 minutes from the time you make the bracha until you have finished the tray.

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:05 pm

jewwoman wrote:

I think me and you should have a sushi party LOL

Any other Imas are invited to join as long as they are committed to throwing all sushi etiquette out the window. (All remaining can have a sushi party outside said window)

DrMom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:05 pm

InnerMe wrote:

I already gave up on learning how to use chopsticks. It's already filed in my mind as "reserved for the graceful people" thing.

Why? It's never too late to learn.

↑ jewwoman ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:09 pm

InnerMe wrote:

I think me and you should have a sushi party LOL

Any other Imas are invited to join as long as they are committed to throwing all sushi etiquette out the window. (All remaining can have a sushi party outside said window)

Yay so excited. I actually just bought a tray for supper. So if you fancy popping over. (The ocean probably) than u can join me for supper. Tongue Out

or midnight snack by the time u get here

↑ DrMom

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:10 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Nah.. old folks like me can't learn new tricks.

So eat however you want. Not sure what sort of advice you expect.

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:16 pm

DrMom wrote:

So eat however you want. Not sure what sort of advice you expect.

I guess it's just vent Sad

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:20 pm

InnerMe wrote:

I guess it's just vent Sad

You should have stated that in your OP Shame on you

That will cost you another box of cereal for each of us.

↑ jewwoman ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:23 pm

And here I was thinking I was having a sushi party tonight. Sad

now ill have to be a loner and eat it all myself..I actually dont mind haha as I was never very good at sharing Tongue Out

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:23 pm

enneamom wrote:

You should have stated that in your OP Shame on you

That will cost you another box of cereal for each of us.

Oy, this thread is starting to be expensive At wits end

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:25 pm

jewwoman wrote:

And here I was thinking I was having a sushi party tonight. Sad

now ill have to be a loner and eat it all myself..I actually dont mind haha as I was never very good at sharing Tongue Out

You're pretty funny.. LOL

Who said I won't be joining you?
I'm sure you live just a hop, skip and jump away.

amother

Coral

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 1:26 pm

I use a fork
Also I cut it all not smaller pieces
Yes it falls apart
But I don’t think it’s good manners to put such a large piece of food in your mouth at one time