How do I eat my Sushi?

enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:04 pm

Sushi is an addiction. You guys need a 12-step program.

I live just fine without sushi. Raw fish, yuck. Who needs it? All this gashmius can't be good for you.

↑ simba ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:05 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Way to go in making light of other people's legitimate struggles.. Rolling Eyes

Snowflake! Maybe we should do lunch one day. I'll teach you how to use chopsticks like a lady!
What are you going to kvetch about then?

↑ jewwoman ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:06 pm

InnerMe wrote:

That sounds absolutely divine.. but just thinking of those sticky fingers makes my heart quiver.

Well I then lick each finger one by one as if its covered in chocolate...hmmm yumm. My stomach is rumbling Tongue Out

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:10 pm

enneamom wrote:

Sushi is an addiction. You guys need a 12-step program.

I live just fine without sushi. Raw fish, yuck. Who needs it? All this gashmius can't be good for you.

Because raw fish is the essence of gashmius........

↑ jewwoman ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:10 pm

Maybe I should be banned from the manners and etiquette thread lol the way I eat sushi is hardly with manners LOL

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:14 pm

simba wrote:

Snowflake! Maybe we should do lunch one day. I'll teach you how to use chopsticks like a lady!
What are you going to kvetch about then?

Shouldn't we eat a bowl of cheerios? Scratching Head

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:15 pm

enneamom wrote:

Sushi is an addiction. You guys need a 12-step program.

I live just fine without sushi. Raw fish, yuck. Who needs it? All this gashmius can't be good for you.

If you don't like something you say "It's not my taste."
That's what my mother taught me.

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:16 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Shouldn't we eat a bowl of cheerios? Scratching Head

Only plain.

Honey nut is too much gashmius.

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:16 pm

jewwoman wrote:

Well I then lick each finger one by one as if its covered in chocolate...hmmm yumm. My stomach is rumbling Tongue Out

This sounds totally yum, but forgive me if I stare at you while you're at it..

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:17 pm

jewwoman wrote:

Maybe I should be banned from the manners and etiquette thread lol the way I eat sushi is hardly with manners LOL

Or maybe it's time to update Emily Post's book on etiquette to be more forgiving to Sushi Challenged people.

SixOfWands ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:22 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Well, if ra-mom says so.. Salut

Anyways I'm kinda experimenting here, and right now the best I'm finding in terms of staying clean is to stick the fork gently into the sushi, that way I got dip it in the spicy mayo (yum!) and then easily, without doing those fancy gymnastics make its way to my mouth fool proff.

So if you're watching me right now eating, and you're finding it weird, or worse impolite, than I'm so very very sorry but this is the only solution I found to my Sushi Crisis.

Its extremely impolite and just plain wrong.

If you cannot figure out how to eat sushi properly, just messenger it over to me, and I'll do it justice.

(If anyone is humor impaired, I'm joking. Just use a fork, or fingers, if you can't get the hang of chopsticks.)

amother

↑ Brown

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:24 pm

debsey wrote:

Because raw fish is the essence of gashmius........

It’s a Lakewood thing.. these young kollel wives..

↑ simba

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:27 pm

InnerMe wrote:

Shouldn't we eat a bowl of cheerios? Scratching Head

You are the snowflake here. Why do I have to eat Cheerios?

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↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:30 pm

simba wrote:

To the snowflake here. Why do I have to eat Cheerios?

Snowflakes eat Frosted Flakes only.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:31 pm

debsey wrote:

Because raw fish is the essence of gashmius........

Between you and me, I agree with you. If someone forced me to eat sushi in the 9 days, that would be appropriate aveilus.

↑ InnerMe ↓

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:33 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

I humbly and shamefully admit that it a great misdemeanor on my part.
But, really, do you think it fair that Sushi Challenged people should lose out on the joys of ushi?

amother

Aubergine

Tue, Jul 17 2018, 12:35 pm

Am I the only who cuts each sushi piece in half and then eats half at a time with my hands?

Yeah it definitely falls apart but my mouth ain’t big amp ugh for a whole piece!