What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 3)

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Jun 13 2018, 7:15 pm

How Do You Treat Yourself?
Nicely, I hope. I hope you do too.

Chickpea

Wed, Jun 13 2018, 8:27 pm

How would u convert this house

Sorry, but my religion doesn't allow me to proselytize.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Jun 14 2018, 11:48 am

Supportive sports bra for overweight 10 year old

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Jun 14 2018, 7:34 pm

Happy ending after finding dh's web history...? Please share

Wow, you are an understanding wife!

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Jun 14 2018, 7:35 pm

Best sheital for teaching?

I would go with a human first. If you want inanimate, then go with a computer.

↑ soap suds ↓

Thu, Jun 14 2018, 10:12 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

How to mimic healthy store bought muffins

Be very, very quiet. Because my muffins don't make any noise.

(And of course, we can all jump higher than houses, right?)

Muffins don't make noise, except when they're calling your name.... "eat me! Eat me!"

edited: I just realized that it says 'healthy' muffins, so I guess you're right - those usually don't talk to you.

↑ Aylat ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 6:50 am

Will we burn together in gehenom?

Every time I see that title this quote echoes in my mind: "We must all hang together or we will surely hang separately." (Benjamin Franklin)

↑ imasinger ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 7:00 am

Aylat wrote:

Will we burn together in gehenom?

Every time I see that title this quote echoes in my mind: "We must all hang together or we will surely hang separately." (Benjamin Franklin)

And I'm hearing Tom Lehrer. "We will all fry together when we fry, we'll be french friend potatoes by and by..."

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 8:54 am

imasoftov wrote:

Happy ending after finding dh's web history...? Please share

Am I the only person on this site who knows the slang meaning of "happy ending"?

déjà réagi

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 9:06 am

imasoftov wrote:

déjà réagi

Sorry, I didn't see your earlier post.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 9:23 am

Magic jack versus ooma

I usually don't care about wrestling (fake or legit) but for this one I'd make an exception.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 1:43 pm

imasinger wrote:

And I'm hearing Tom Lehrer. "We will all fry together when we fry, we'll be french friend potatoes by and by..."

And I hear ..,

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 2:28 pm

Pony wig

That's one mighty frum ranch you've got there, pardner.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jun 15 2018, 2:35 pm

Aylat wrote:

Will we burn together in gehenom?

Every time I see that title this quote echoes in my mind: "We must all hang together or we will surely hang separately." (Benjamin Franklin)

Where was this thread?

↑ Aylat ↓

Sat, Jun 16 2018, 4:45 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Where was this thread?

In the intimacy forum I think.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sat, Jun 16 2018, 11:51 pm

"Dresses - how much longer will they be in?"

I'm taking mine off now ...

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Jun 17 2018, 1:38 am

Mommy Camp support thread

Oh, rats. I thought this was gonna be about a camp for us mommies. Anyone else really need a nice little vacation?

↑ Aylat ↓

Mon, Jun 18 2018, 2:17 am

Any teachers in Cleveland?

Nope. None at all. They're all ignorant and uneducated over there.

↑ imasinger ↓

Mon, Jun 18 2018, 12:50 pm

Nice Kids Loafers

Tell them that it's nicer to pitch in than to loaf around.

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Mon, Jun 18 2018, 12:54 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Pony wig

That's one mighty frum ranch you've got there, pardner.

No no no. Pony wig is the daughter of Ponyboy, and the protaganist of The Outsiders, the Next Generation.