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↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Nov 24 2017, 3:30 am

I know I should call you mom- but I can't

No, you shouldn't call me mom. There are people who may, but they're not members here.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Nov 24 2017, 4:02 am

Would you miss your sheitel macher?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Nov 24 2017, 4:45 am

What is love really?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Nov 25 2017, 10:45 am

Help to find Jerusalem suitable coat

I don't think they make coats large enough for the whole city.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 6:28 am

Eating at guests and finding their food repulsive

Since one generally eats at the home of hosts, not guests, I imagined the hosts not serving the guests and demonstratively eating their food while the guests had to watch.

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 9:33 am

Do you vote for a president with Jewish values or money?

Is this a trick question?

All presidential candidates have money; none have Jewish values.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 12:43 pm

Raost was raw/ challah raw too- advice

Didn't get it? Rao is the name of the red star that Krypton, Superman's home planet orbited.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 12:48 pm

Good neighbor? Trees on property line

...
He is all pine and I am apple orchard.
My apple trees will never get across
And eat the cones under his pines, I tell him.
He only says, ‘Good fences make good neighbors.'
...

https://www.poets.org/poetsorg.....-wall

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 1:20 pm

The Black Friday Thread

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 11:34 pm

Is my baby really hard

If you push your finger in his stomach, does it feel soft?

↑ RebekahsMom ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 11:52 pm

Squishy wrote:

Is my baby really hard

If you push your finger in his stomach, does it feel soft?

I find it funnier to be said by “squishy”

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Nov 26 2017, 11:58 pm

RebekahsMom wrote:

I find it funnier to be said by “squishy”

Originally I was going to write:

If you push your finger in his stomach, does it feel squishy?

But that was a whole nother pun.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2017, 2:09 am

Eearly intervention agency money

I read that as eerily and thought of:

"There's nothing scarier than parenthood" (1:40)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2017, 2:51 am

What do you want to scream from your soap box?

That I have no mouth

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2017, 4:11 am

You don't own the public parking spot you're standing on

Unless you're a meis mitzvah, in which case you're probably not standing.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2017, 12:15 pm

What will Brooklyn look like in 15 years?

Smaller, due to rising sea levels.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Nov 27 2017, 12:49 pm

How should a nurse say z€x to a just married woman

Just like it's spelled. Wait, how is the Euro sign pronounced?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Nov 28 2017, 3:07 am

How's life?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Nov 28 2017, 3:57 am

imasoftov wrote:

What do you want to scream from your soap box?

That I have no mouth

Or maybe you'd prefer this song

In violent times
You shouldn't have to sell your soul
In black and white
They really really ought to know
Those one track minds
That took you for a working boy
Kiss them goodbye
You shouldn't have to jump for joy
You shouldn't have to shout for joy

↑ imasoftov ↓

Tue, Nov 28 2017, 4:02 am

How come people don't care about being fat?

Study Finds Humans Crave Sweet Foods Because They’re Weak—They’re Weak And They’re Small

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