What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

Boca00 ↓

Wed, Sep 27 2017, 10:25 pm

Gift for child's host family

Anyone else think this was gonna be about a surrogate mom?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 28 2017, 7:38 pm

(Dh giving single girl rides

I keep reading it as Dh giving single girl ideas.
Which is what the OP is worrying about, come to think of it. .

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Oct 01 2017, 1:19 am

Please daven for me--on a rollercoaster

I'll probably barf all over my siddur if I do that.

How about I daven for you from the comfort of my living room?

I'm sure HaShem will understand.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 02 2017, 6:30 am

Gender and Mikvah timing

- If you go to the mikvah in the evenings, approx once/month, you're probably a woman.
- If you go to the mikvah in the morning, approx once/day, you're probably a man.

LovesHashem ↓

Mon, Oct 02 2017, 6:50 am

Capes for girls...

It's too early to be Purim, and yes some people get constumes after Haloween, but that hasn't happened yet either. Wait, is she a vampire?!

Nah, she just meant cloaks...um I mean burkas...wait no that isn't the right word, AHA! Ponchos!!!

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 02 2017, 12:47 pm

Dh scared to have a baby

That’s why you get to have it.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Oct 02 2017, 12:48 pm

Trip ideas

LSD for the trip that keeps on tripping

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Oct 02 2017, 2:41 pm

Brooklyn acupuncture

And if Manhattan gets chiropractic, how will that impact the Bronx?

↑ imasinger ↓

Sat, Oct 07 2017, 10:05 pm

Who to turn to for ejaculating

Most chosson teachers suggest turning to one's wife for that.

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Sun, Oct 08 2017, 6:32 pm

What did Colonial Jews Eat?

Food?

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Sun, Oct 08 2017, 6:54 pm

LovesHashem wrote:

No capes.

↑ iammom ↓

Sun, Oct 08 2017, 7:38 pm

What your favorite household chore?

That is the biggest oxymoron possible.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Oct 08 2017, 11:52 pm

Intimacy
Managing with teens

I hope they're over 18 or you can get yourself arrested.

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Oct 09 2017, 7:01 am

How do I get my husband to stop wearing jeans?

Seduce him Cheers

↑ samantha87 ↓

Mon, Oct 09 2017, 1:02 pm

Bakery in KJ?
by Cookie Monster

Yes - he'd know where to find all the good bakeries.

↑ MitzadSheini ↓

Mon, Oct 09 2017, 8:27 pm

Yoshon, Time sensitive

Correct. Yoshon is time sensitive, that's what it is all about really. And keeping it makes you more sensitive to the time grains sprouted and so on.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Oct 10 2017, 8:16 pm

First name of lelover rebbe in boro park

I keep reading this as Leftover Rebbe.

↑ MagentaYenta

Tue, Oct 10 2017, 8:19 pm

zaq wrote:

First name of lelover rebbe in boro park

I keep reading this as Leftover Rebbe.

Ditto, I kept thinking does Leftover Rebbe go with rye and mustard?

RebekahsMom ↓

Wed, Oct 11 2017, 12:06 am

I’m laughing so hard I practically just wet myself..

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 11 2017, 1:37 pm

How SHOULD I refer to person of color/nationality?

Mr./Ms./Dr./Rabbi/Rebbetzin/Sister/Father/Reverend/The Honorable/Senator/President/Chairperson/Professor/Congressperson/Commissioner/Mayor/Councilperson/Representative/Minister/Governor/Hisorhersurname