What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Sep 14 2017, 4:25 pm

SuperWify wrote:

"Weirdest thing you've ever seen"

A couple having s@x in Tel Avivs beach when I was in seminary

Shocking, but hardly weird. Unless it was interspecies or something.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Sep 16 2017, 12:50 pm

R' Fishel Hershkowitz in Household Management

The deceased rabbi to call for help with household management is R Yaakov Kamenetsky
https://torah.org/learning/tefilah-garbage/

↑ relish ↓

Sat, Sep 16 2017, 11:20 pm

It's not the thread title but in the twisted parenting thread, they started abbreviating it TP, and I keep reading it as toilet paper.
Certain abbreviations are just taken already. TP is one of them.

↑ relish ↓

Sun, Sep 17 2017, 6:56 pm

Ideas for 'Early Finishers'

This is completely inappropriate to discuss in a school setting!

↑ ra_mom

Sun, Sep 17 2017, 6:58 pm

Please help me with my "New Years Resolution"

Am I the only who read this as New York resolution after all the NY bashing threads? LOL

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 18 2017, 9:11 am

All the New York bashing threads.

Please know I love you all. But I can't help but remember this song: Don't you know that I gotta get out of here/I'm so aloooone/That's the reason that I gotta get out of here/Cause

Ok, who (else) can finish this? Very Happy

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Sep 18 2017, 9:37 am

What is another name for chicken carp?

Faltche Fishe?

↑ simba ↓

Mon, Sep 18 2017, 12:48 pm

S/O Basics in Judaism -- Multiverse?

Even the title makes me feel simple minded. Once I open the thread I know I am simple minded!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Sep 19 2017, 10:09 am

Please help me appreciate dh gift

If the op-art mural he painted on the bedroom walls is not to your taste, just consider how much he saved you in wallpaper costs.

↑ seeker ↓

Wed, Sep 20 2017, 12:40 am

New baby meal ideas
No need for anything new, they should be happy with the classic breastmilk or formula.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Sep 20 2017, 9:04 am

Anyone else NOT find the old platitudes helpful?

The new ones aren't any better ...

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Wed, Sep 20 2017, 10:00 am

PinkFridge wrote:

And did you know that Jim Croce converted to Judaism (probably not a halachic conversion, but still interesting), and is buried in a Jewish cemetery.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Sep 20 2017, 12:24 pm

SixOfWands wrote:

And did you know that Jim Croce converted to Judaism (probably not a halachic conversion, but still interesting), and is buried in a Jewish cemetery.

No, I didn't. I knew his wife was Jewish.
Anyway, you get the prize!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Sep 25 2017, 7:36 am

All Natural-Hair Wigs Banned Again!

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Sep 25 2017, 12:46 pm

DH says that he can't take it anymore

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Sep 26 2017, 1:49 am

Yom Kippur reading

Not a very original suggestion, but how about Parshat Yonah?

↑ SixOfWands ↓

Tue, Sep 26 2017, 7:05 pm

Who to turn to for ejaculating?

The classic answer would be your wife? But if you're not religious, perhaps a well-loved sock.

↑ seeker ↓

Tue, Sep 26 2017, 9:20 pm

What age range is 18-24 mnth playgroup for?

I feel like this is a trick question. Who is buried in Grant's tomb? What color was Paul Bunyan's blue ox? How long was the hundred-year war?

↑ relish ↓

Tue, Sep 26 2017, 11:41 pm

I think I am abusing my child
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Don't worry about a thing, if you wear a wig you will go to hell anyways, if you wear a scarf or a hat then your kids will be just like kimches's kids. It's all about the kisoi rosh.

Everything is just fine! 🥂

(Anything that resembles anything you may have seen or heard in other threads is pure coincidence- this came solely from my own brain)