Cutable Quotes! | Imamother

↑ GAMZu ↓

Thu, Jun 07 2007, 3:03 pm

I put a tent in our front yard for the kids to play in. It's a pop-up type, like the portable Sukkas, mesh hampers, etc.
I also keep my stroller in the tent when we're not playing in it.
Today my 3 y.o. said to me, "Mama, let's get the carriage from the hamper." Very Happy

BlumaG ↓

Thu, Jun 07 2007, 6:28 pm

my brother just had a baby boy,
we had a boy 7 wks ago bh, his name is Menachem
DD is 3, she said when she was a picture of the baby,
oh when he has his bris he'll be the same as menachem, she now thinks that all babys r named Menachem at a bris Wink

DS looks most like my 3 yr old DD, she sayhs to him, oh menachem, u r so cute, u look like me Smile

↑ BlumaG

Thu, Jun 07 2007, 6:36 pm

I have 2 DD, DD 3.5, DD 2, they were playing play-do
DD 1: no don't take my stuff, that's naughty
DD 2: naddy, naddy
DD 1: I'm not naughty, dont say that
DD2: naddy....
DD 1: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, tears
lol

↑ Atali

Thu, Jun 07 2007, 7:05 pm

Several people my DS' knows went to America recently for weddings, so recently my DS made a "plane" out of our dining room chairs and said that we were going to America fo mommy's chasuna (I told him I'm already married Very Happy

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↑ mimivan ↓

Thu, Jun 07 2007, 11:04 pm

So, I had a difficult morning with my son, and got a bit too upset.

He came home from gan, and I wanted to make him feel better.
He was nice to the baby and I said "Ata yeled Tov!" You are a good boy..
He shook his head, looked sad and said "ani lo yeled tov..."
I thought, "Oh no, he has self esteem problems!"
"Ata yeled Tov, Schneur!" I insisted.
"Lo!" he shook his head.Then he pointed at the baby "Ho yeled tov" he's a good boy,
"Ani lo yeled tov, ani tzaddik!" I'm not a good boy, I'm a tzaddik!

(so much for worrying about his self-esteem! LOL

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Seraph ↓

Fri, Jun 08 2007, 12:49 am

Ima'la wrote:

shayna82 wrote:

my 3 year old asked me the other day if the baby has toys to play with in my belly. it was sooo cute, and he said it so seriously.

Shayna, my 3 yr. old also asked me that during my last pregnancy!

He was also very concerned about how the baby would get out "because your tongue is in the way"! shock

Ok, I must say I seriously CRACKED UP!!! when I read that!!!

↑ gryp ↓

Fri, Jun 08 2007, 6:34 am

mimivan wrote:

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funny, Mimivan LOL

Reminds me of when we taught my oldest to say "Ich Bin A Tzaddik" ("I am a Tzaddik") when he was learning to talk, he came back at us with: "Ich Bin a Lange Tzaddik!" ("I am a Final Tzaddik!")
Rolling Eyes

↑ mimivan ↓

Sat, Jun 09 2007, 4:40 pm

GAMZu wrote:

Hee, hee!
We call the final tzaddik "groyse tzaddik" Wink

Funny GR and gamzu...my son also kept saying "smelly feet" all the time. (wonder where he got that Rolling Eyes

No other English speaking kids in the neighborhood, so guilty party is us!)

Anyway, he was learning aleph beit...and instead of saying Nun Sofit or Tzadik sofit, he would say "Tzadik smelly feet!"

↑ mumoo ↓

Sat, Jun 09 2007, 11:04 pm

One of my carpools has 3 three yr olds. The one boy is a kohen. My daughter asked me, "Ma, (pause) can I marry the Kohen gudol? (meaningful look at me) which Yitzi is?

HooRYou

Sun, Jun 10 2007, 12:18 am

mimivan wrote:

Anyway, he was learning aleph beit...and instead of saying Nun Sofit or Tzadik sofit, he would say "Tzadik smelly feet!"

Loved this one! DS does the same kinds of things! Thanks for the laugh!

↑ mimivan ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2007, 1:25 am

[quote="GR] Reminds me of when we taught my oldest to say "Ich Bin A Tzaddik" ("I am a Tzaddik") when he was learning to talk, he came back at us with: "Ich Bin a Lange Tzaddik!" ("I am a Final Tzaddik!")
Rolling Eyes

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Cute GR!
Update: On Shabbos my son upgraded himself. He said "Ani lo yeled tov, ani lo tzaddik, ani Moshiach!" LOL

So sound the little Shofar (he has one)...but we told him that it was enough to be a tzaddik! Wink

(Did try to explain to him a bit about Moshiach...let's just say he's not broadcasting it anymore... LOL

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↑ amother ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2007, 5:20 am

Quote:

Update: On Shabbos my son upgraded himself. He said "Ani lo yeled tov, ani lo tzaddik, ani Moshiach!"

Hysterical!

When my ds was learning to talk, we spoke to him also in Yiddish and he learned that a fork is a goppel. But someone told him it's a fork. One day he asked me for a fork which came out sounding more like... Smile

My 2 yr old ds tried to nurse my baby!! He lifted his shirt and said, "come baby. Baby hunrgy." embarrassed

↑ GAMZu ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2007, 6:30 am

Oh, yeah, my older one was just under 2 when I had the baby. He always tried to nurse him. It was CUUUTE!
Now he just lies next to the baby when I nurse him on the bed and supports his back gently, saying, "I'm helping _____ to drink milk!"

↑ mimivan ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2007, 12:32 pm

Schneur "ha tzaddik" nursed his little lamb doll on Shabbos. He told me only he could pick his baby up, because I would hurt him!

↑ amother ↓

Sun, Jun 10 2007, 1:25 pm

My daughter lets me know every once in a while when it's time for me to get a haircut. I usually have my mother give me one since I can't see what I'm doing. Anyway, one day, my whole family was there at my parents and I thought I could sneak away for a few minutes to get a haircut without anyone noticing. When I came out of the bathroom I hear my daughter announcing to loudly to everyone sitting at the table: Babby gave mommy a haircut!! embarrassed

Meema2Kids

Sun, Jun 10 2007, 1:29 pm

We were in the grocery store and my 4 year old pointed across the store and said "Ema, does that sign say Dairy?" I told him yes and he asked "Oh, are we in the fleishig part of the store?" LOL

↑ creativemom ↓

Mon, Jul 09 2007, 9:06 am

These are so much fun to read!
My toddler was mad at me and had a look on his face like he wanted to say something awful. Finally he blurted out, "MOMMY, YOU ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL !!!!!!!" boy was I flattered! Very Happy