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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 11 2015, 9:01 pm
good pizza in Flatbush

This thread started four years ago. You poor New Yorkers. You still haven't figured it out? Come to us OOT!
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 11 2015, 9:05 pm
Haircut @ OASIS

When? At midnight? You may want to send your camels to bed first.
(It's at times like this I really, really, really miss Greenfire. Among other times.)
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  Sanguine  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 12 2015, 7:04 am
Do you ever wish you could skip Shabbos?

How about this one? - It's 2:00 Friday - nothing's cooked- And I'm here on Imamother
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  Cookie Monster  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 12 2015, 10:19 am
Appliances, how does this work?

First you plug it in...
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 12 2015, 10:30 am
Cookie Monster wrote:
Appliances, how does this work?

First you plug it in...

Well a lot of them use magnets, but that just replaces one question with another ...
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  Sadie  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 12 2015, 11:02 am
imasoftov wrote:
Well a lot of them use magnets, but that just replaces one question with another ...


Yeah but we know the answer to that question already. Miracles.
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happy chick




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 12 2015, 11:08 am
is it right to daven for a girl? (under ovulation & conception)

she should probably get married first
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Laiya  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Jun 12 2015, 12:46 pm
"Is it right to daven for a girl?"

Why, are girls any less deserving of tefillos?
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  Sadie  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 14 2015, 11:39 am
"Haredi Unit's Sniper Brings Down Terrorist"

Read this as "Haredi Unit Snipper" and thought it was about a mohel.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 14 2015, 11:45 am
One Man Band , Milecki vs Bassman

If life had a soundtrack we'd all be hearing Dueling Banjos now.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 14 2015, 12:42 pm
Reminder: Judaism is relations-positive

Example: this site is less so
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  Sanguine  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 14 2015, 2:39 pm
I think I'm dehydrated, what should I do?

drink water

(that was a little too easy)
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 14 2015, 5:07 pm
Chair for little girls' room

Grow up. It's called a "toilet seat".
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 14 2015, 6:00 pm
Help need to take Dantes

I hear it's a real Inferno, so bring flame proof panties. Twisted Evil
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 15 2015, 2:31 pm
A question to lakewooders/ticks

They're all the same, those blood sucking parasites.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 15 2015, 8:57 pm
What laundry do you hang out to dry?

Clean laundry only.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 15 2015, 9:52 pm
enneamom wrote:
A question to lakewooders/ticks

They're all the same, those blood sucking parasites.

A hug I got? I meant it totally tongue-in-cheek! LOL
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 16 2015, 12:26 am
What's the best way to apply labels to clothing?

Tell them directly: "You're the pretty one, you're the smart one, you're the high-maintenance
one" and so on
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 16 2015, 3:16 am
No layer shirts

If a garment doesn't have at least one layer, it's out of "The Emperor's New Clothes"
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  grace413  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 16 2015, 8:53 am
How much to cut a Sheital in Yerushalayim?

Depends how short you want it to be and how long it was to begin with.
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