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Post Mon, Feb 16 2015, 2:04 pm
FranticFrummie wrote:
How do you explain dinosaur bones?

Dinosaurs were meaty creatures, wrapped in a bag of skin. The bones were the internal structure that allowed them to get up and move around. If they didn't have bones, they'd just lay there in big lumps.

Any questions?
LOL
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Post Mon, Feb 16 2015, 2:07 pm
esheschayil wrote:
Nice! (sorry, "like"ing wasn't enough.)
Very Happy
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Post Mon, Feb 16 2015, 4:42 pm
Joovy Big Caboose stroller

An inconsiderate name for a product whose main purchasers will be women whose hips are probably a good bit wider than they used to be.
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Post Mon, Feb 16 2015, 4:55 pm
Under birth control:

Debilitating headaches

As in, "not tonight honey, I have a headache"? BTW - no man said that ever.
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Post Mon, Feb 16 2015, 5:12 pm
Am I being selfish?

An anti-vaxxer coming to her senses.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Feb 16 2015, 6:28 pm
Where would we fit in?

"Well, you're where you should be all the time ..."

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Post Mon, Feb 16 2015, 8:50 pm
Five towns shadchanim.

No problem, I can handle this.
Lawrence, you go with Cedarhurst.
Woodmere, Inwood.
Hewlett...hm...maybe we should think outside the box. Would you consider East Lawrence? I know that's not exactly what you had in mind but you'll be impressed. I promise. I'll send you a picture soon.
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Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 1:05 am
Husband says I am mean, I say I can't help it. Who is right?

These are not contradictory assertions.
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Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 1:11 am
Lack of drive=bad marriage?!

Lots of chassidish Lakewood women have great marriages, so this is obviously false.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 1:45 am
DrMom wrote:
Lack of drive=bad marriage?!

Lots of chassidish Lakewood women have great marriages, so this is obviously false.


hee, hee!
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 6:49 am
How can I make up for not eating fish?

I suspect the fish are fine with that, no need to apologize to them.
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Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 8:11 am
Bride wedding dress where to go in Israel

Go to a chassunah.
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 11:43 am
Lakewood spending $$$$ $ on kids clothing!

Great precedent. How do we get Monsey to follow?
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Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 1:06 pm
ISO: crab cake recipe

This is imamother - a site for frum women.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 17 2015, 1:37 pm
Shabbat egg retrieval

Jewish version of an Easter egg hunt?
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 18 2015, 5:53 pm
Help Me Make a WAH Schedule

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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 18 2015, 6:05 pm
Squishy wrote:
ISO: crab cake recipe

This is imamother - a site for frum women.


You know the old joke about the very frum looking man making aliya. He had so many dishes that the customs official accused him of importing them to start a china business. No, he said, they're all for my use.

What are all of these?

These are my everyday fleishig dishes, and these are my everyday milkig dishes. And these. These are my Shabbat fleishig dishes and my Shabbat milkig dishes.

Okay, so what about all of these?

These are my chol hamoed Pesach fleishig dishes, and my chol hamoed Pesach milkig dishes. And these, these are my seder and Shabbat Pesach fleishig dishes, and my Shabbat and yom tov Pesach milkig dishes.

There was one set left, so the customs official knew he nailed the guy. And THESE he asked.

Nu. And what if I should want treyf?
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Post Thu, Feb 19 2015, 4:50 am
Fight and Sleeping Husband

Shhhh! Fight quietly so you don't wake him up.
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 19 2015, 5:13 am
Help me write a Quacky Poem

Enough about vaccination already!
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Post Thu, Feb 19 2015, 12:24 pm
"How do you lose weight if you don't have money?"

that one is easy - starve
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