What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Feb 12 2015, 8:02 pm

Suit stores for boys with alterations

If the boys have had alterations, shouldn't you be shopping in the dress department? shock

Oh wait, you just mean a bris? OK, carry on then. Tongue Out

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Feb 12 2015, 8:06 pm

Suit stores for boys with alterations

Just because they had a nose job or their ears pinned back does not mean they need a suit store to call their own.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 12 2015, 8:57 pm

relish wrote:

Bill to Fine Parents of Obese Children

Keep reading it as bil as in brother in law.

Hm. And I was wondering who was Bill and in what jurisdiction does he have the right to fine parents of obese children?

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Feb 12 2015, 11:05 pm

"Curly sheitel ladies, what's in your bottle?"

a little bit of glenlivet goes a long way ...
Cheers

לחיים

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Feb 12 2015, 11:12 pm

What's on my tongue?

Torat Chessed, I assume.

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, Feb 12 2015, 11:47 pm

"Meisners pesach program"

don't know any miser who would part with their money even for pesach ...

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Feb 13 2015, 12:19 am

Mikvah on 40 and 16

Is this a mother daughter combo going to mikvah together?

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 1:45 am

Therapist Jerusalem

Oh my... I really thought this said "the rapist." I guess I'm ready for celebrity jeopardy!

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 2:52 am

Helping DH cope with tantrums and whining.

Give DH a time out when he can't behave like a big boy.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 7:05 am

My needs have changed

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 10:48 am

Amish. Your thoughts.

'Ey, 'ere in London I've seen lots of 'aimish sorts. You got any specific questions?

(Yes, yes, I know it's not pronounced with a long a.)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 1:56 pm

Wld you let yr DD10 have her own tablet?

No way, it says right on the bottle that at her age she should only take half a tablet.

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 2:02 pm

Amish. Your thoughts.

They can't post them because they are not members.

↑ 33055 ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 3:08 pm

Organizing tips please

Take all the bills sort them by denomination. Place them all face up in the same direction. Place them all in a pile with the largest on the bottom. Coins should be sorted by denomination and placed in separate jars.

kb ↓

Sun, Feb 15 2015, 7:25 pm

Found out at 38 weeks...back to back

You'd think after the first time she'd be more observant. Imagine finding out TWICE IN A ROW that you were pregnant 2 weeks before your due date!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Feb 16 2015, 2:57 am

Just for fun what would you do if Amothers were exposed

Avert my eyes, and tell them to get dressed! embarrassed

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Feb 16 2015, 2:59 am

How do you explain dinosaur bones?

Dinosaurs were meaty creatures, wrapped in a bag of skin. The bones were the internal structure that allowed them to get up and move around. If they didn't have bones, they'd just lay there in big lumps.

Any questions?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Mon, Feb 16 2015, 7:34 am

Tets in order to get clomid

My brain auto-corrected that to "tests in order to get cloned"

↑ runninglate ↓

Mon, Feb 16 2015, 9:30 am

Squishy wrote:

Helping DH cope with tantrums and whining.

Give DH a time out when he can't behave like a big boy.

My reaction was that maybe it's better if you just stop whining and tantruming.

↑ finallyamommy ↓

Mon, Feb 16 2015, 12:42 pm

zaq wrote:

What's on my tongue?

Torat Chessed, I assume.

Nice! (sorry, "like"ing wasn't enough.)