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amother  


 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 12:19 am
DD: Mommy, is this (breasts/nipples) up here (points to upper chest) by everyone?
Me: what are you talking about?
She: these two things (points to her own nipples), are they always here on top, like where mine are?
Me: yes, that's where they are for everybody.
She: But yours are low down, by your stomach (I was bra-less)

She's 9 years old, quite a sharp eye she's got. Yeah, she's the type of kid who is very organized, thrives on law and order. So when she noticed mine were not where they're supposed to be.....
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raizy




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 12:26 am
ha ha . my son calls them my 3 stomachs.

and my other boy used to ask me when willhis pimples fall off. then after about half a year. he got older and smarther and relized they are not exactly gonna fall off.
and my other 2 kids were always teasing him about it.
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mumoo




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 1:24 am
raizy wrote:

lhis "pimples"


good word Smile
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Meema2Kids




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 12:44 pm
I overheard my two oldest playing house. DD said she was going to nurse her baby. DS said, "No, you can't, you don't have a big belly button like Ema." LOL
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newmom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 2:49 pm
thanks for the laugh!
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iamawife




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 2:57 pm
Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter
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withhumor




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 4:36 pm
Mommy, how come totty also has big jellies and he doesn’t nurse the baby? My dh is rather plump.
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  amother


 

Post Tue, Mar 27 2007, 9:12 pm
And my one year old son wanted to see my pe-nis.
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