What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ Teamster ↓

Thu, Aug 28 2014, 10:56 am

making a scene at shul - wwyd

me, I'd probably make a Kiddush there instead.

↑ The Happy Wife ↓

Thu, Aug 28 2014, 7:23 pm

Until What Age is a Woman Attractive and Desirable

I'd say sometime between the ages of 25 (when you're too old for bio-chemistry but can still be a Hot Chanie) and 35 (when you're too old to have kids, you've lost your looks, your usefulness, and should just be taken to sea and set adrift on a floating iceberg).

↑ gittelchana ↓

Thu, Aug 28 2014, 8:32 pm

This is a vent.

And this is a light fixture.

↑ debsey ↓

Fri, Aug 29 2014, 3:12 pm

What did you major in & do you use it?

Mostly, procrastinating and wasting time. Unfortunately, yes, I still use it.......

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Aug 30 2014, 10:28 am

Don't be nice to me

You're come to the right place

↑ Teamster ↓

Sat, Aug 30 2014, 1:38 pm

Silver turning gold

a job for alchemists?

↑ gittelchana ↓

Sat, Aug 30 2014, 10:22 pm

My husband jumped me.

Then I skipped him. LOL

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 2:00 am

what to do with leftover tofutti sour cream

Spackle?

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 2:41 am

esheschayil wrote:

WHICH DOCTER FOR TYROID?

At first glance I read "Which doctor for TYPHOID" and I'm like... oy, Hashem yeracheim, I didn't think we had that anymore!

I read this as WITCH DOCTOR FOR THYROID

I suggest posting this under "natural parenting". Wink

Ooga booga booga!

↑ coconutbutter

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 2:46 am

imasoftov wrote:

Don't be nice to me

You've come to the right place

LIKE. LIKE. LIKE. You made my morning l Tongue Out

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↑ finallyamommy ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 4:10 am

Freezing soup.

Well... it IS still summer, so I guess you could eat freezing soup, but I prefer hot soup year-round, myself.

emunahmother ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 8:57 am

Mirona wigs

I didn't know target started making wigs

↑ rednavy ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 9:39 am

In laws gave our kids the same gifts

That is disappointing. But now you and dh can play with them nicely, and the kids have their own.

↑ ora_43 ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 10:46 am

"Giving birth at the wrong hospital"

Did anyone else imagine a woman moaning and pushing in one hospital, and then a baby suddenly appearing in a delivery ward 50 miles away?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 5:25 pm

What to wear over a hat fall

Everybody on the count of three... and a one and a two and a three: A HAT!

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 6:02 pm

Do you want to live to be 95?

Why? Are you going to tell me which vitamin to take/exercise to do etc? IOW is this a sales pitch?

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 10:45 pm

Are you a relative?

Um, yes. Aren't we all?

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Aug 31 2014, 11:21 pm

Vacation brought out the worst in me

Misread this as:
Vatican brought out the worst in me

My reaction: Well, I guess it works both ways, since we Jews seem to bring out the worst in them too.

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Sep 01 2014, 9:41 am

Cracker diet --fad

First of all, "cracker" is an offensive term. Second, you're not going to lose much weight eating mayo sandwiches. In any case, road kill isn't kosher. All in all, I think you need to try something else.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Sep 01 2014, 12:51 pm

RH gifts for 14 therapists and SC!

Hm, the therapists might not be so hard but I have no idea what South Carolina likes. And what's your budget?