What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sat, Aug 23 2014, 3:24 pm

Why do these 2 weeks exist???

They once tried a shortened September, but people didn't like it so they didn't do it again.

http://mentalfloss.com/article.....-1752

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Sun, Aug 24 2014, 3:11 am

imasoftov wrote:

Why do these 2 weeks exist???

They once tried a shortened September, but people didn't like it so they didn't do it again.

http://mentalfloss.com/article.....-1752

I love Mental Floss! Also check out "Today I Learned" and "You are not so Smart". Fun sites! Nerd

↑ ora_43 ↓

Sun, Aug 24 2014, 4:12 am

is sleeping in a double bed taken from Non jews??

No is not sleeping in a double bed taken from non Jews!! Is sleeping in own bed purchased with own money, thank you very much.

↑ finallyamommy ↓

Sun, Aug 24 2014, 5:55 am

ora_43 wrote:

is sleeping in a double bed taken from Non jews??

No is not sleeping in a double bed taken from non Jews!! Is sleeping in own bed purchased with own money, thank you very much.

For some reason, this made me laugh, a lot.

↑ penguin ↓

Sun, Aug 24 2014, 6:36 pm

What about Kale?

I think Kayla sounds better. Oh, wait, it's under Recipes. But we've had so many naming threads lately...

↑ Barbara ↓

Mon, Aug 25 2014, 8:29 pm

Looking for very Yeshivish girl in her early twenties

1. Can you give us a better description?

2. Have you tried Lakewood?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 25 2014, 8:50 pm

ora_43 wrote:

is sleeping in a double bed taken from Non jews??

No is not sleeping in a double bed taken from non Jews!! Is sleeping in own bed purchased with own money, thank you very much.

Good! Then is can haz cheeseburger.

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Aug 26 2014, 4:06 am

Renting a Moonwalk

Sorry, Michael Jackson is no longer among the living.

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Aug 26 2014, 7:53 pm

Whose responsibility is it to shovel?

Some people really like to plan ahead. (Or it's a way of feeling cooler in the summer to think about shoveling snow?)

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Aug 26 2014, 8:20 pm

My kids don't listen to me in public.

Program them with an Ignore No More app. They will remain frozen until they do what you told them.

↑ Teamster ↓

Wed, Aug 27 2014, 2:04 am

homeschooling for dummies

that can't be easy.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Aug 27 2014, 8:37 am

Bracha on greehouse vegetables

So nu? What does Bracha think about greenhouse vegetables?

Yapchik without a crockpot

How did our bubbes make it?

↑ debsey ↓

Wed, Aug 27 2014, 9:40 am

WHICH DOCTER FOR TYROID?

Tyroid? Is that the gland that makes you tired all the time? I tried to have mine removed, but I was too tired to make it to the appointment.........

↑ finallyamommy ↓

Wed, Aug 27 2014, 10:28 am

WHICH DOCTER FOR TYROID?

At first glance I read "Which doctor for TYPHOID" and I'm like... oy, Hashem yeracheim, I didn't think we had that anymore!

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Aug 27 2014, 11:21 am

DD is still doing #2 in Diapers

OK, not really dealing with the title, but with something said in the thread, about offering chocolate as a reward for pooping in the potty.

Am I the only person who thinks that chocolate is the worst, bordering on disgusting, reward there is for pooping?

↑ penguin ↓

Wed, Aug 27 2014, 12:11 pm

Why can't my mother be a MOTHER?
Because she hasn't figured out how to press the Anonymous button?

Tziril Miriam

Wed, Aug 27 2014, 9:18 pm

work issues: "DH's workmate had a baby girl"

Did DH father this child? Possibly. The OP wanted gift suggestions.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Aug 28 2014, 8:47 am

esheschayil wrote:

WHICH DOCTER FOR TYROID?

At first glance I read "Which doctor for TYPHOID" and I'm like... oy, Hashem yeracheim, I didn't think we had that anymore!

This is a Brooklyn website. What's the problem? It is a perfectly good tread title.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Aug 28 2014, 8:57 am

making a scene at shul - WWYD

1. Throw my shoes over the mechitza at the rabbi's head.
2. Sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall during shemoneh esrei.
3.Yell "Is there bacon in this chulent?" during kiddush.

↑ gittelchana ↓

Thu, Aug 28 2014, 9:32 am

penguin wrote:

Why can't my mother be a MOTHER?
Because she hasn't figured out how to press the Anonymous button?