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Post Tue, Aug 05 2014, 11:14 am
I'm lying in my (twin size) bed, with my baby propped up against my knees. My toddler comes over and asks if she can lie down next to me.

Me: sure.
Toddler: 'I'm squishy. Move over.'
Me: No, there's no more room.
Toddler: But I'm squishy!
Me: Go into Tatty's bed, then.
Toddler: No! This is my bed! You go into Tatty's bed!
Toddler starts kicking me and the baby. I push toddler's legs away from baby.
Toddler: It's my bed!
Me: Tatty!
DH comes and lifts toddler off my bed and carries her off to her cot. Smile

Sound like a country you know?
(No, B"H my toddler isn't a terorrist. She's just overtired)
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gittelchana




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Aug 05 2014, 1:27 pm
chocolate fondue wrote:
I'm lying in my (twin size) bed, with my baby propped up against my knees. My toddler comes over and asks if she can lie down next to me.

Me: sure.
Toddler: 'I'm squishy. Move over.'
Me: No, there's no more room.
Toddler: But I'm squishy!
Me: Go into Tatty's bed, then.
Toddler: No! This is my bed! You go into Tatty's bed!
Toddler starts kicking me and the baby. I push toddler's legs away from baby.
Toddler: It's my bed!
Me: Tatty!
DH comes and lifts toddler off my bed and carries her off to her cot. Smile

Sound like a country you know?
(No, B"H my toddler isn't a terorrist. She's just overtired)


Sounds like THE country, as in the summer homes in the mountains. Very Happy
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