What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ debsey ↓

Tue, Jul 15 2014, 11:02 am

I am a Mother

So am I, when I click "post anonymously".......

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 15 2014, 1:40 pm

Something in my apartment is irritating me

It's called "your husband"

(hopefully not)

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jul 15 2014, 1:49 pm

Instead of nuts?

Insane, looney, looney-tunes, mental, certifiable, cuckoo, loco, gaga, disturbed, whacked-out, wacky, off the wall, meshuggeh, cracked, crackpot, bananas, sick in the head. I've got a thesaurus if you need more.

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Jul 15 2014, 2:49 pm

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Phil & Teds Feedback, please?

I don't know them, but they certainly don't belong on imamother. (and these are not ambiguous names, are they? Well, unless they are nicknames for Philomena and Edwina, I suppose).

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Jul 15 2014, 4:12 pm

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South America moving help amothers!

Sorry, I don't think any of us are qualified when it comes to earthquakes or other major continental shifts.

(We know English is not the OP's mother tongue, and we love her anyhow.)

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Jul 15 2014, 5:50 pm

Quote:

Is this dress knee length?

It's really going to depend a lot on the height of the person wearing it, isn't it?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jul 15 2014, 6:33 pm

penguin wrote:

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South America moving help amothers!

Sorry, I don't think any of us are qualified when it comes to earthquakes or other major continental shifts.

(We know English is not the OP's mother tongue, and we love her anyhow.)

Let us know when the garage sale is, k?

↑ Sanguine ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 3:48 am

What's Offensive

This thread

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 3:53 am

penguin wrote:

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Phil & Teds Feedback, please?

Feedback? It was a pretty funny movie, and they had Excellent Adventures. The humor was somewhat juvenile, but I enjoyed it anyway.

Oh wait, that was BILL and Ted! Silly

↑ Teamster ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 9:35 am

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very sad - children in Russia

I know, it's terribly sad that there are children in Russia. Crying

↑ gittelchana ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 11:11 am

June wrote:

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very sad - children in Russia

I know, it's terribly sad that there are children in Russia. Crying

↑ debsey ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 12:42 pm

Your voice. Is it warm?

More tepid to lukewarm

↑ CatLady ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 1:12 pm

Your voice. Is it warm?

No, I'd say flinty. [/Seinfeld reference]

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 2:31 pm

How do I keep my shnitzel crunchy?

I give up. How DO you keep your schnitzel crunchy?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 2:34 pm

Babysitter doesn't change baby -

She can do that only if the baby really WANTS to change.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 3:22 pm

Your voice. is it warm?

No, but I could nuke it for you.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 3:49 pm

Your voice. is it warm?

Well it starts out at around body temperature, but the further away from me it gets, the closer it gets to room temp.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 6:38 pm

Have you been helped by Dr. A L?

Honestly, no.

(Next question: And how long have you been beating your wife?)

I hope people understand this in the spirit in which it's intended. NOT MEANT TO BE A SLIGHT AGAINST THE DR.

↑ ROFL ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 7:19 pm

One pierced nipple ring? I wondered who was so cool and if we are allowed to talk like that here! The I saw that it was about baby bottles Sad

↑ gittelchana ↓

Thu, Jul 17 2014, 7:59 pm

ROFL wrote:

One pierced nipple ring? I wondered who was so cool and if we are allowed to talk like that here! The I saw that it was about baby bottles Sad

ROFL, you beat me to it!