What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ debsey ↓

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 1:48 pm

zaq wrote:

Babysitter doesn't change baby -

She can do that only if the baby really WANTS to change.

How many babysitters does it take to change a baby? Just one, but the baby has to really WANT to change.....
We think the same, zaq

↑ debsey ↓

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 2:08 pm

Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy?

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were. Rolling Laughter

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 3:13 pm

Under intimacy:

Where can I buy one that is sturdy?

New shidduch question?

Lady Godiva ↓

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 3:21 pm

debsey wrote:

Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy?

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were. Rolling Laughter

Ha! I just came here to write exactly what you wrote! LOL

↑ CatLady ↓

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 4:10 pm

Sympathy for bad people

Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste....

↑ debsey ↓

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 4:40 pm

debsey wrote:
Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy? Rolling Laughter

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were.

Lady Godiva wrote:

Ha! I just came here to write exactly what you wrote! LOL

I'm glad I'm not the only one who's brain immediately went there.......

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Jul 18 2014, 6:31 pm

debsey wrote:

Intimacy
where can I buy one that is sturdy?

OK. I'm not even gonna start writing what my immediate reactions were. Rolling Laughter

We're tied one-all now. That's exactly what I thought, too.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 2:12 am

urgent refrigerator no shabbos mode

I picture an urgent refrigerator as one that has sprouted appendages like the robot in Lost in Space and is shouting, "The milk is sour! Drop whatever you are doing and buy more! NOW!"

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 9:37 am

do you ever feel like you're the icing on the cake?

"Well I see you've got a husband now.
Did he leave your pretty fingers lying
in the wedding cake?"

↑ imasoftov ↓

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 9:43 am

Dh won't take off

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 1:49 pm

What birth control did you get pregnant on right away?

Honey, who was your prenuptial instructor? Because birth control is used to prevent conception, not make it happen "right away".

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 1:53 pm

do you ever feel like you're the icing on the cake?

I wish!

↑ debsey ↓

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 3:01 pm

zaq wrote:

What birth control did you get pregnant on right away?

Honey, who was your prenuptial instructor? Because birth control is used to prevent conception, not make it happen "right away".

And once again... our minds are in sync. I was reading this thinking um...wait... that's NOT how it's supposed to work.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Jul 20 2014, 4:10 pm

Baby Products
One-piece nipple & ring

Um, very alternative baby products you have there...

↑ mgs

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 12:21 am

do you ever feel like you're the icing on the cake?

Dunno, but I REALLY wouldn't mind some cake now, with or without the icing...

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 1:49 pm

Holy Eating

Bagels, donuts, onion rings ...

↑ CatLady ↓

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 1:57 pm

How do I show my husband respect?

Click on the pic!

↑ penguin ↓

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 7:43 pm

excellent bus service schedule or website
Well, there may be excellent bus service in various locations. Maybe tell us where you want to go, OP, and we'll be able to help you.

↑ groovy1224 ↓

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 7:48 pm

Things that will never change about our dh

I wasn't even aware that I was sharing him..

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jul 21 2014, 8:05 pm

Is this pregnacy related?

We call it a "fetus", dear, and it's related to you and it's father, who we sincerely hope is your dh.