What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jul 09 2014, 10:34 am

When I drove my Mercedes to pick up my food stamps...

I'm not mekabel.
You drove? Not your chauffeur? Should we set up a paypal account?

↑ mandr ↓

Wed, Jul 09 2014, 11:54 am

Shalom Bayis issues and dilemmas
Husband kids beach

As long as he doesn't kid you, you're ok.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jul 09 2014, 3:11 pm

Just found out about husbands past

Shouldn't that be "ghosts of husbands past"? And what do you mean you just found out? Why don't you remember your previous husbands? How many previous husbands did you have, anyway?

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jul 09 2014, 3:46 pm

When to let kids read Harry Potter

After they've finished their homework.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Wed, Jul 09 2014, 3:50 pm

mandr wrote:

Shalom Bayis issues and dilemmas
Husband kids beach

As long as he doesn't kid you, you're ok.

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

gittelchana ↓

Wed, Jul 09 2014, 4:20 pm

zaq wrote:

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jul 09 2014, 9:58 pm

Need advice on making a lchaim

It's a relatively simple procedure:
- Fill glass with beverage.
- Holding glass in hand, raise hand and proclaim, "lchaim!"
- Drink

This works best when there are others in the room; otherwise you'll just feel silly.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Jul 10 2014, 12:52 am

trying (and failing) to capture wild yeast for sourdough

1. set little traps baited with decoy vag!n@s.
2. contact the OP of this thread:

Help with yeast infection ASAP!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Jul 10 2014, 6:41 am

Contact for Sara Devorkas Midwife

I assume you left out the apostrophe. Maybe you should pm Sara Devorka.

↑ mandr ↓

Thu, Jul 10 2014, 7:52 am

What Do You Get When You Mix ADHD, And Extreme Defiance?

ADHDED

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Jul 10 2014, 12:18 pm

What Do You Get When You Mix ADHD, And Extreme Defiance?
Split Ends? (Serial in ~~Ami Living~~, sorry, Family First)

Last edited by penguin on Fri, Jul 11 2014, 2:30 am; edited 1 time in total

↑ penguin ↓

Thu, Jul 10 2014, 12:58 pm

Quote:

Northindrone is a generic of Jolivette or Micronor?

Hobbit? Harry Potter? Sounds quite mysterious.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Jul 10 2014, 6:56 pm

Would you recommend your dishwasher?

Not really. My dishes sometimes sit overnight until the dishwasher remembers to wash them. But that's because she's too busy taking care of my kids and cleaning the rest of the house. Yup, that's me.

↑ imasoftov ↓

Fri, Jul 11 2014, 2:17 am

I can't be superwomen

Apparently you're already Triplicate Girl ...

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, Jul 11 2014, 3:20 am

Don't our children count?

By kindergarten they should at least be counting up to 10.

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Fri, Jul 11 2014, 3:26 am

What do you serve at a brit?

British people tend to like things that are bland, like pot roast, boiled potatoes, and gravy. Fish and chips is a nice change of pace. Spicy food confuses them, so go slow and start off easy. DH is from London, so feel free to PM me if you need suggestions.

Oh wait, you said serve AT a brit, I thought you meant TO a Brit! (Unless you are actually flinging the food AT a Brit, in which it is considered bad manners and poor form. Tsk Tsk.)

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Jul 11 2014, 9:07 am

Newborn shoot not what I wanted

I wouldn't want that either. shock

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Jul 11 2014, 9:08 am

DrMom wrote:

Newborn shoot not what I wanted

I wouldn't want that either. shock

Maybe it'll eat and leave? (Apologies to OP, I haven't seen the thread so have no idea what pain you're in.)

↑ groovy1224 ↓

Fri, Jul 11 2014, 9:21 am

In search for a therapist

Why? Why can't she search on her her own?