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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 29 2014, 9:56 pm
How long to bake a brick roast

I just keep thinking of this recipe:

How to Cook a Coot
Recipe file created November 30, 1999.
An old family recipe handed down for many generations. I chose not to use a modern recipe format in order to retain the flavour of the oral recitation, just as I received it.

Take one coot. Pluck and clean the bird. Put a brick in the cavity. Season well with salt, pepper, and garlic. Place in a large casserole dish. Add 3 cups water to dish. Bake, covered, 12 hours. Add 1 bottle white wine. Return to oven for a further 12 hours. Add 4 chopped onions and one more bottle of white wine. Bake another 12 hours. Continue adding 1 bottle of white wine every 12 hours until the brick is soft. Then discard the coot and eat the brick.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, May 29 2014, 11:33 pm
Drank Mexican Pepsi by mistake Sad

Better than drinking the Kool-Aid.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 30 2014, 12:27 am
Do you have a son named Yomtov?

I have one named Pesach...does that count?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 30 2014, 10:50 am
Pickled Roast

What to do next? Put in sink. Aim shower nozzle at it with COLD water. If that doesn't sober it up, pour cups of coffee over till you see results. Hatzlacha!
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  Pineapple  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, May 30 2014, 12:16 pm
Can we get a safe haven for pro VAX?

Can we stop having arguments about vaxing? No one is going to change their mind about vaxing because of what some poster said
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 2:57 am
If you're happy with your mixer

.. clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer and you really want to show it
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)

Music
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 6:33 am
DrMom wrote:
If you're happy with your mixer

.. clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer and you really want to show it
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)

Music


You... um.. beat me to it!
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 6:39 am
I like to hold onto my mixer to keep it from vibrating itself off the counter, makes it hard to clap. Probably the rubber feet wore off over time ...
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 9:10 am
Probiotics while taking antibiotics?

A zero-sum game.
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mimivan




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 11:08 am
"He Claims His Wife Is Not The Same Woman He Married."

Oh, Yakov Avinu is blogging?
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  imasoftov  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 11:24 am
DrMom wrote:
Probiotics while taking antibiotics?

A zero-sum game.

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  Pineapple  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 11:52 am
NYC move

Which way
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 2:19 pm
Quote:
If you're happy with your mixer

.. clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer and you really want to show it
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)


Excuse me! That should be:

If you're happy with your mixer

.. clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)
If you're happy with your mixer and you haven't had to fix 'er
If you're happy with your mixer clap your hands (clap, clap)
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jun 01 2014, 7:45 pm
"Parent console city select"

Parent, console City Select.

Parent[s], console City select.

Parent, console city. Select.

OP, some punctuation may help us advise you better.
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  penguin  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 02 2014, 2:21 am
Quote:
Do you stay up to learn at night?
No, I stay up on imamother, unfortunately....
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 02 2014, 12:14 pm
Pineapple wrote:
NYC move

Which way


Whoa. Who/whatever's saying "NYC move" must be reaaaaally big.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 02 2014, 5:22 pm
Are there any reasonable costume jewelry places in brooklyn?

You'll find most of them are reasonable; only a few are really stubborn and difficult to deal with.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 02 2014, 6:47 pm
will the cheesecake last?
Not unless it's under lock and key.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 02 2014, 7:09 pm
What can I use to replace dry white wine?

amusing red wine.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Jun 02 2014, 7:12 pm
Why did they lock the brooklyn thread?

So no one should hijack it.
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