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Fulloflove




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 15 2005, 7:00 pm
My 2 & 3/4yr old daughter had vacation from school. She wanted to go to school so badly that she said "mommy Hashem told me I have school today" I couldn't stop laughing.
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miriam




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 15 2005, 7:29 pm
I think our daughters should get together. I get that all the time from my three year old. She told me the other day that her pretend Aba told her she could do something I said she couldn't.
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Tefila




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Feb 15 2005, 7:47 pm
One time my then 4yr old wanted to invite his class of 10 kids for shabbos, the whole shabbos .I told him sorry but only for b/days, or one classmate at a time. He turned to me and said Hashem said we have to do Hachnosas Orchim you are not acting like Avraham oveinu you know.
So I explained our house is not a tent and we only have a door in the front and one in the back and a very tired mummy. Didn't convince him though Wink
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Pearl




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Feb 16 2005, 4:53 am
so cute, all of them!

when we moved away from israel, our second was 3 yrs old. the first shabbos we walked to shul, she screamed at all the cars "Shabbos, shabbos!" and all those non jews looking at me as if I was certified.....I laughed so hard I couldn't walk
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supermom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Feb 17 2005, 12:42 am
funny kids really understand more than we think.
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loves kids




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Apr 03 2005, 4:26 pm
One of my neighbors told me that she was saying shema w/ her 2 year old. Her son asked, "mommy, what does shema mean?" so his mother answered him "that Hashem is one". Her little son innocently asked "Hashem is only one? I'm 2!" LOL Very Happy
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technic




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Apr 03 2005, 4:27 pm
miriam LOL!!!!!...pearl that is soooooo funny Exclamation (but only cos it wasnt MY kid!!!)
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  supermom




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 05 2005, 2:34 am
miriam that was so funnny thanks for the laugh
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hadasa




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Apr 05 2005, 4:28 am
Miriam that's a good one! LOL
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