What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

Redbird ↓

Wed, Dec 18 2013, 6:00 pm

wow!! Women dies in childbirth and lives to tell about it

I see said the blind man

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 18 2013, 7:17 pm

do you fork your pie crusts

Sure do--I fork it right into my mouth. With the filling, of course.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 18 2013, 7:20 pm

mucus plug-need to vent

Please don't vent it. It's there for a reason, and you should just let it fall out in its own good time.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Dec 18 2013, 7:41 pm

Chicken soup with no chicken powder

Is putting chicken powder in chicken soup a done thing like psilocybin tea? I can just imagine sudar with hulucigenic soup.

My second reaction is that I am probably the only amother who ever heard of chicken powder and its ban.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Dec 18 2013, 10:06 pm

"How does a couch potato start exercising?"

you can start by peeling :arrow:

↑ Zehava ↓

Thu, Dec 19 2013, 12:21 am

I'm a werewolf. - nice to meet you I'm a vampire and my friend here is a witch

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 19 2013, 3:15 am

SHAVING tonsils and adenoids?! Is REMOVAL medieval??

Personally I wax my tonsils and adenoids.

I know the idea became popularized via p0rn, but my DH really loves my tonsils and adenoids all smooth and hairless. Once you try it, you'll never go back to shaving!

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Dec 19 2013, 9:41 pm

I dont like the new star system

So rev up your warp drive and set a course for the Andromeda Galaxy.

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Dec 20 2013, 1:35 am

How often do you bathe/shower your child weekly?

Never. I bathe/shower them daily.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Dec 20 2013, 12:00 pm

What are your favorite songs to labor to?

Immediate reaction: I want to go back and change history. I had very little in the line of a birthplan, let alone a soundtrack.

Almost immediate reaction: one very, very short song.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sat, Dec 21 2013, 9:49 pm

"Two time Tuesday"

I'll have a hamburger for which I will gladly pay you Tuesday

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 22 2013, 12:49 am

"How do I remove people from geni on my tree?"

shoot them Shooting Arrow

↑ seeker ↓

Sun, Dec 22 2013, 1:22 am

Squishy wrote:

How often do you bathe/shower your child weekly?

Never. I bathe/shower them daily.

Oh dear, my reaction was with the same reading intent but different response:
Yes embarrassed

↑ Teamster ↓

Sun, Dec 22 2013, 2:21 pm

pregnancy, health, and diet

all 3 are a good idea

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Dec 22 2013, 6:52 pm

"Who fights moving violation tickets in bklyn?"

enough with all the fighting & just pay the ticket

alternate

no wonder people in brooklyn are so rough around the edges; it's a violation to even move