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  Teamster  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 02 2013, 7:34 am
5*Mom wrote:
What is the best kind of exercise for losing weight?

Zumba!



I am so weak - I need more energy!

Try Zumba!


conflicting emotions... mi k'amcha Yisroel mixed with disgust

Let me guess: Zumba?


Is there anything wrong with Gray Nail Polish
Frum Women not covering their hair
My Husband is questioning being Jewish
My Son's language is terrible help!
Help - I don't want a divorce!

It all began with Zumba Crying .


This gave me such a good laugh, I had to like and send a hug! Thanks!
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  FranticFrummie  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 02 2013, 7:54 am
Home birth who did you love?

I don't care where you are, I'm hoping it's your DH and the baby that you love!
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 02 2013, 4:32 pm
"I have friends, why doesn't phone ring?"

maybe because you have no bill collectors ...
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  Hatemywig  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 02 2013, 4:50 pm
Gift for Lawyer (non-frum)?

Try the non-frum gift shop
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 02 2013, 8:04 pm
"Gift Wrap"

brown paper packages tied up in string ...
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 02 2013, 9:22 pm
Quick Chanukah "party" menu

Wow. Where do I begin...
Would the menu be different if it were a party and not a "party"?
Is the party, or "party" quick, or is it the menu?
If the latter do you mean the food should be quick to make or eat?

I guess I'll have to open the thread to see if I can be of any assistance.
(Obviously these are more than very immediate reactions. I was immediately captivated by the quotation marks.)
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  the world's best mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Dec 02 2013, 11:56 pm
poem for present needed desperately

How about this:

I need a present desperately;
Can you please buy one now for me?
Some jewelry or electronics will do,
And maybe then I'll buy one for you.
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 2:47 am
Hands on OT

I think you should take your hands off of your OT.
She could sue you for harassment.
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Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 6:34 am
why are you fat?

EXCUSE ME?!
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 6:54 am
PLEASE HELP TRANSLATE ASAP

"As Soon As Possible"

It's a common abbreviation; I'm surprised you've never heard it before.
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Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 9:15 am
imasoftov wrote:
Did you play a good game at a party?



Totally off topic, but in college one of my friends had a game called Nuclear War. It was a pretty great game, and it makes me rather said that it's out of print so I can't get a copy...
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 9:45 am
Recipe for Nile Perch

Can you give us some parameters? Like what does the perch like to eat, how many you're cooking for, any sensitivities, etc.?
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 11:29 am
"diapers: which brand do you use?"

thankfully none at the moment
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 11:30 am
"Best Latka Recipe"

mine ~ duh !!!
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 3:30 pm
Someone to add hair?

Sy Sperling. "I’m not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I’m also a client!”
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  5*Mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 4:01 pm
Please recommend an outdoor trampoline.

Okay, I think you should get an outdoor trampoline.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 5:27 pm
Nose bleeds every morning, what to do?

Get up at noon.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 5:33 pm
what dip will go with pita chips?

No girl will go with Peter Chips if you call her a "dip". That's a very disrespectful way to talk about your shidduch clients.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 6:21 pm
I have friends, why doesn't phone ring?

Because the ringer's broken.
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  imasinger  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Dec 03 2013, 8:48 pm
zaq wrote:
I have friends, why doesn't phone ring?

Because the ringer's broken.


That actually happened to me once. I was a young single, in grad school (this was before cell phones), and had just moved to a small apartment with a gas stove and oven, which I had never used before. I called my parents to ask why the oven wasn't lighting automatically, and my dad told me how to light the pilot light. Then, the ringer got knocked to off, and I didn't know it. By Shabbos, my parents were quite concerned that I might have blown myself up!
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