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↑ Teamster ↓

Mon, Dec 02 2013, 7:34 am

5*Mom wrote:

What is the best kind of exercise for losing weight?

Zumba!

I am so weak - I need more energy!

Try Zumba!

conflicting emotions... mi k'amcha Yisroel mixed with disgust

Let me guess: Zumba?

Is there anything wrong with Gray Nail Polish
Frum Women not covering their hair
My Husband is questioning being Jewish
My Son's language is terrible help!
Help - I don't want a divorce!

It all began with Zumba Crying

This gave me such a good laugh, I had to like and send a hug! Thanks!

↑ FranticFrummie ↓

Mon, Dec 02 2013, 7:54 am

Home birth who did you love?

I don't care where you are, I'm hoping it's your DH and the baby that you love!

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 02 2013, 4:32 pm

"I have friends, why doesn't phone ring?"

maybe because you have no bill collectors ...

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Mon, Dec 02 2013, 4:50 pm

Gift for Lawyer (non-frum)?

Try the non-frum gift shop

↑ greenfire ↓

Mon, Dec 02 2013, 8:04 pm

"Gift Wrap"

brown paper packages tied up in string ...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Dec 02 2013, 9:22 pm

Quick Chanukah "party" menu

Wow. Where do I begin...
Would the menu be different if it were a party and not a "party"?
Is the party, or "party" quick, or is it the menu?
If the latter do you mean the food should be quick to make or eat?

I guess I'll have to open the thread to see if I can be of any assistance.
(Obviously these are more than very immediate reactions. I was immediately captivated by the quotation marks.)

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Dec 02 2013, 11:56 pm

poem for present needed desperately

How about this:

I need a present desperately;
Can you please buy one now for me?
Some jewelry or electronics will do,
And maybe then I'll buy one for you.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 2:47 am

Hands on OT

I think you should take your hands off of your OT.
She could sue you for harassment.

↑ pickle321 ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 6:34 am

why are you fat?

EXCUSE ME?!

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 6:54 am

PLEASE HELP TRANSLATE ASAP

"As Soon As Possible"

It's a common abbreviation; I'm surprised you've never heard it before.

↑ little_mage ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 9:15 am

imasoftov wrote:

Did you play a good game at a party?

Totally off topic, but in college one of my friends had a game called Nuclear War. It was a pretty great game, and it makes me rather said that it's out of print so I can't get a copy...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 9:45 am

Recipe for Nile Perch

Can you give us some parameters? Like what does the perch like to eat, how many you're cooking for, any sensitivities, etc.?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 11:29 am

"diapers: which brand do you use?"

thankfully none at the moment

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 11:30 am

"Best Latka Recipe"

mine ~ duh !!!

↑ Barbara ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 3:30 pm

Someone to add hair?

Sy Sperling. "I’m not just the president of Hair Club for Men, I’m also a client!”

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 4:01 pm

Please recommend an outdoor trampoline.

Okay, I think you should get an outdoor trampoline.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 5:27 pm

Nose bleeds every morning, what to do?

Get up at noon.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 5:33 pm

what dip will go with pita chips?

No girl will go with Peter Chips if you call her a "dip". That's a very disrespectful way to talk about your shidduch clients.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 6:21 pm

I have friends, why doesn't phone ring?

Because the ringer's broken.

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Dec 03 2013, 8:48 pm

zaq wrote:

I have friends, why doesn't phone ring?

Because the ringer's broken.

That actually happened to me once. I was a young single, in grad school (this was before cell phones), and had just moved to a small apartment with a gas stove and oven, which I had never used before. I called my parents to ask why the oven wasn't lighting automatically, and my dad told me how to light the pilot light. Then, the ringer got knocked to off, and I didn't know it. By Shabbos, my parents were quite concerned that I might have blown myself up!

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