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 Sun, May 13 2012, 12:54 am
Just remembered this one!
I was in the car, ready to turn on the motor when I realized I couldnt find the car key (again). I had just used it to open the doors and put dd in her car seat, so I know I had it with me. I searched all my pockets, the floor.... I finally got out and went to the passenger side to see if I dropped it on the ground outside the car. Nope. I opened the passenger door to look from there and saw the keys-IN THE IGNITION!!!
I really need to get more sleep! (says Shanie5 as she posts on motzei shabbos at 1 AM...............)
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Hashemlovesme
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Sun, May 13 2012, 4:26 am
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I was feeding the 3 yo & 1 yo cereal (yes from the same bowl & spoon) while sitting on the floor w/ my newborn in a rocker. I then tried feeding my baby cereal & only realized when he wouldn't open his mouth for it! Mornings start a bit too early for my liking around here.
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Sun, May 13 2012, 4:36 am
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I was feeding the 3 yo & 1 yo cereal (yes from the same bowl & spoon) while sitting on the floor w/ my newborn in a rocker. I then tried feeding my baby cereal & only realized when he wouldn't open his mouth for it! Mornings start a bit too early for my liking around here.
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bluebird
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 1:30 am
Yes, this is an old thread. But I like it, and I'm reviving it on purpose because I sadly have a contribution to share.
I have a storage unit outside my building. I have a combination lock on it, which has been there for about two years. I usually use it at least once a week. Three weeks ago, I suddenly didn't know the combination any more! Yes, it is the same lock.
I've tried suggestions of not thinking about it and trying it again, shutting my eyes and seeing if my fingers remember it, having someone ask me for it randomly, all in an attempt to get my brain to produce the magic numbers. But this has not worked, and I'd really like to use some of my gardening stuff so I guess it's time to find someone with bold cutters.
It is the weirdest thing.
In other news, my pet got cereal for breakfast the other day. I, fortunately, did not serve myself kibble.
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 10:15 am
So I was starting to panic the other night when my (very old) oven wouldn't light... Then I realized I was holding an unlit match to it.
I should have given up and gone to be right then. It was enough of a sign.
But instead I proceeded to light the oven and bake the muffins I had planned... Minus one ingredient (they're still edible...)
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OOTforlife
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 10:53 am
Left my lunch in the car this morning. Now I will lose 15 precious lunch minutes retrieving it from the 5th floor of the parking garage across the street 
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theoneandonly
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 11:00 am
Put 2 cups of sugar in a kishka recipe instead of 1/2 a cup. Fortunately I realized before I put any in my cholent... I had to throw the whole huge batch out though 
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fly on the wall
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 1:42 pm
So, the delivery guy rings the bell wit h my butcher order and I run up to get him a tip, meanwhile the place is flying , each kid needs something else, I'm on the phone with someone important, and the baby is howling.
Upstairs, I grab the dollar, and..oh, good..there's the pacifier.
Back down, I shove the pacifier at the delivery guy, turn to give the baby the dollar,...and ohmigosh..why is everyone suddenly quiet?
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imasoftov
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 2:12 pm
| fly on the wall wrote: | So, the delivery guy rings the bell wit h my butcher order and I run up to get him a tip, meanwhile the place is flying , each kid needs something else, I'm on the phone with someone important, and the baby is howling.
Upstairs, I grab the dollar, and..oh, good..there's the pacifier.
Back down, I shove the pacifier at the delivery guy, turn to give the baby the dollar,...and ohmigosh..why is everyone suddenly quiet? |
If it makes the baby quiet, go with it.
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 4:41 pm
| bluebird wrote: | Yes, this is an old thread. But I like it, and I'm reviving it on purpose because I sadly have a contribution to share.
I have a storage unit outside my building. I have a combination lock on it, which has been there for about two years. I usually use it at least once a week. Three weeks ago, I suddenly didn't know the combination any more! Yes, it is the same lock.
I've tried suggestions of not thinking about it and trying it again, shutting my eyes and seeing if my fingers remember it, having someone ask me for it randomly, all in an attempt to get my brain to produce the magic numbers. But this has not worked, and I'd really like to use some of my gardening stuff so I guess it's time to find someone with bold cutters.
It is the weirdest thing.
In other news, my pet got cereal for breakfast the other day. I, fortunately, did not serve myself kibble. |
This reminds me; The grocery I shop in always asks customers for their phone numbers before they pay, not sure why. A couple of weeks ago the guy asks me my number and I drew a complete blank! After standing holding up the queue for a few minutes I thought I remembered, he enters it into the computer - nope wrong number! I tried a few different numbers until eventually he said forget it, he doesn't need my number. He probably thought I was looney 
On a related note DH asked me a while ago to put the passcode for the filter on his phone, and you know where this is heading....this week he needed to access something that the filter wouldn't allow so he gave me the phone to enter the passcode and.... I dont have a clue what it is Seriously I have tried every combination I might have done, tried to relax about it, thought back to where I was when I made the passcode, but nothing. I feel really bad cos he cant download any more apps without it I'm desperate to remember it.
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Rutabaga
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 4:50 pm
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I went to my doctor's office to get a flu shot. When they asked for my name, I gave the doctor's name by accident.
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 5:29 pm
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I left my phone in my freezer!!
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 5:36 pm
I thought my dh brought up a new toothpaste from the basement and I was half asleep and I thought the toothpaste tasted spoiled. I felt like throwing up when I realized that I was brushing my teeth with diaper rash cream. 
and for the record it tastes really gross and doesn't wash off so easily. 
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Thu, Oct 31 2013, 8:11 pm
For those who can understand...
Mouse antibodies don't work on human samples. Where am I going to find another patient that fits my criteria undergoing bronchoscopy in the next month who can consent? Help! That was a biggie.
A second is TBS is not PBS, so back another week I am.
Boy was this a rough week! Be"h next week I can sleep more.
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Cookie Monster
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Fri, Nov 01 2013, 12:47 pm
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Was cooking cholent and eggs side by side. Almost added ketchup to my hard boiled eggs!
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momluv
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Fri, Nov 01 2013, 12:51 pm
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Transferred soup from large pot to smaller pot and wasn't keeping track of how much it was pouring! Get the idea? Anyone offering to wipe up the counter and floor?
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boysmom79
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Sat, Nov 02 2013, 10:03 pm
I am literally crying from laughter!
My brother tends to get very caught up in what he is saying. Once by the shabbos meal, he was in middle of speaking when my sister asked him to pass a pickle. He picked one up, looked at it puzzled, shrugged his shoulders and ate it.
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chilax
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Sat, Nov 02 2013, 11:06 pm
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I took down a bag containing a soiled diaper to drop into the garbage on my way to the pediatric office only to realize it was still on my hands when I signed in......
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yonah
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Sat, Nov 02 2013, 11:49 pm
I haven't been sleeping well lately, and lack of sleep usually shows in the bizarre things that I do, like look for the scissors in the freezer.
Today I was making dressing for a salad that called for sugar, which I keep on the counter in an OXO container. When I was done with it, I tried to put it back in the fridge. D'oh!
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IMHopinion
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Sat, Nov 02 2013, 11:55 pm
I mentioned to someone today hat my bday is in June. My DH reminded me that it actually is in October.
Seriously? I'm at that point where I forgot my own bday!! 
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