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Post Thu, Jul 11 2013, 7:54 pm
Having surgery. Need to stock freezer.... Any ideas?

Well it might be less painful just to stock your freezer at the supermarket, but if you insist. .... My first suggestion would be an appendectomy. After that consider removing those internal organs you have two of like kidneys.

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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jul 11 2013, 8:14 pm
Due date right before rosh hashana. cook and freeze?

Probably. When Rosh Hashana is so early, the weather is very changeable and it's hard to know how to dress and whether and how high/how long to set the air conditioning. Depending on what happens and where we are, we will either cook or freeze and possibly both.
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Post Thu, Jul 11 2013, 8:32 pm
Squishy wrote:
Having survey. Need to stock freezer.... Any ideas

Well it might be less painful just to stock your freezer at the supermarket, but if you insist. .... My first suggestion would be an appendectomy. After that consider removing those internal organs you have two of like kidneys.

LOL LOL
E eew!
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Post Sat, Jul 13 2013, 10:27 pm
Not wishing happy anniversary during 9 days?!

But how did they get married in the Nine Days?
1. English Date
2. Poster is a BT or giyores
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Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 8:20 am
Does anyone have a challah recipe that works in Israel?

Nope. No one. That's why we have no challah here in Israel.
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Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 11:52 am
Buying a House for Dummies

If you're buying them the house, who's the dummy?
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 12:12 pm
Does anyone else think Kate Middleton is not pregnant.

Two reactions:

(1) No.

(2) You mean she had the baby? Mazel tov.
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Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 2:45 pm
"How do you make baby food"

chew food up ... then serve baby
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 2:51 pm
"The Spanish Tortilla"

& here I thought tortilla's were mexicano
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 2:56 pm
"Which brand menstrual cup do you like best?"

I prefer wine in my cup Cheers
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 3:15 pm
"I'm out of clean underwear."

everybody change with the person on your left ...
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 3:26 pm
"Married - at what cost?"

usually we give up some bodily limbs and/or organs
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 3:55 pm
"my husband's STOOPID sense of humor"

you deserve a t-shirt Im with stupid
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Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 4:17 pm
greenfire wrote:
"How do you make baby food"

chew food up ... then serve baby


I am so not going to parse this.
Hey, anyone remember Prechewed Charlie's?
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 5:13 pm
"Does anyone have a challah recipe that works in Israel?"

I'm willing to try mine ... if you buy me a ticket
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 5:16 pm
PinkFridge wrote:

Hey, anyone remember Prechewed Charlie's?


ew I had to look this up ... chevy chase is a riot Puke
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 6:39 pm
"What's the prettiest girl name(s)?"

mirror mirror on the wall
it had better be mine ...

Hidden: 

g r e e n f I r e
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 7:37 pm
What's the prettiest girl name(s)?

Maria.

"I feel pretty...oh so pretty...that the city should give me its key...a committee...should be organized to honor me..."
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 8:43 pm
"Buying a house for Dummies- advice please:)"

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093493/

Quote:
Mannequin (1987)
90 min - Comedy | Fantasy | Romance - 13 February 1987 (USA)

Jonathan Switcher is a young artist. He just doesn't seem to last in any job he does. But when he builds a mannequin, he makes it so perfect, he falls in love with it.
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  greenfire  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Jul 14 2013, 9:26 pm
"What happened when YOU stopped taking birth control"

lemme guess ... YOU got pregnant ?!?!?!
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