What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Apr 29 2013, 8:33 pm

Under Simcha section:

ISO Shower game ideas

Shouldn't this be under the intimacy section?

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 2:18 am

"Should all teens routinely see a therapist"

No, but all parents of teens should.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 7:59 am

"Daycamp for 3 yr.old in 20's or 30's"

can you make up your mind - is he/she 3 or 20 or 30 - it makes a difference [do they have daycamp if you're in your 30's - hey I wanna go]

↑ mommyla ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 10:01 am

"Too nauxious for words"

I hereby nominate "nauseous" as the most frequently (and creatively) misspelled word on Imamother.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 10:12 am

"Need advice found out daughter is on internet"

hate to break the news but so are you my dear - so are you

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 10:21 am

"Shidduch Picture????"

how could you ??? where were they ??? who were they ??? where will you post the picture Wink

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 1:46 pm

"how to rock a preschool application"

well you take said preschooler to park - don't forget the application - let her/him play with rocks on said application

don't forget to sing - you can dance if you want to - it's safe to dance Music

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 1:50 pm

"Do I have ADD?"

sorry there's too many threads for me to pay atten

Hypnotized

... tion

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 2:12 pm

ZUMBA Class in Lakewood! Women only.

I sincerely believe that the words "Women only" are superfluous. Because I don't think we're gonna see
ZUMBA Class in Lakewood! Mixed.
ZUMBA Class in Lakewood! Men only.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 2:44 pm

MICHELE watches... anyone have one. need advice

Tell her it isn't polite to stare.

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 3:34 pm

How common is it to jump from tall buildings in NY

I do it every morning!

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 3:43 pm

"how common is it to jump from tall buildings in NY"

able to leap tall buildings in a single bound - it's superman

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 4:20 pm

"Looking for advice on first fall"

get back on that horse [& try not to fall again]

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 4:48 pm

"Lost my work-at-home Fridays"

o'kay ~ you can bring the work in on monday

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 7:28 pm

2 year old and eating woes

Your 2 year old eats woes? How do you eat woes? My baby eats his toes, but none of my kids ever ate woes.

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 7:38 pm

"messy drawers"

I'm really sorry if I don't know how to draw - whacha gonna do 'bout it - eh?

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 7:55 pm

"Can you help me pick out a BBQ for DH?"

well does he like chicken or steak ?
I guess you can always go with burgers & franks

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Apr 30 2013, 8:25 pm

"Roizy's kokosh cake- how do you cut it"

there are so many variables
how does roizy cut kokosh cake?
did roizy give it to you?
do you own a knife? [or saw]
are you sharing - if so cut it nicely
if you plan on eating the entire cake - you can pull off piece by piece
will you eat it all at once?
if not you'll have to strategically hide the rest [under your bed might be best]

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 2:30 am

Dd infected pierced ears

How did dd infect these ears?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 2:35 am

Looking for cheap TICKED

Come to my backyard. We have plenty of deer.