What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 4:05 am

ISO chicken dinner ideas
Chickens aren't picky at all. Just give them scraps from your dinner, and they'll be happy, assuming that you're not having chicken for dinner.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 6:50 am

Advice for summer trip to Europe...

My advice is: Take me along!

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 7:03 am

"need a new ob"

hope nobody shares used tampons

↑ Hatemywig ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 10:23 am

How to kiss with his facial hair?

Ummm, that might work out kinda fuzzy!

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 11:57 am

"Can anyone go through the process of having a D&C for me"

Sorry, sweetie. You're going to have to do that on your own. Sad

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 12:59 pm

"Fire housekeeper or try to improve her speed"

have you tried a horsewhip?

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 1:11 pm

How many guests are you required to give the couple?

I usually just give a check.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 1:24 pm

"How many guests are you required to give the couple?"

none ~ they probably want to be alone

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, May 01 2013, 2:05 pm

Best Mikvah Contest Headed by Man

And how many other mikvah contests headed by men have we heard about lately?

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 1:55 am

"Do you know about Schizophrenia? Can I ask you anything?"

Yes! No! I'm not sure! Not now, I'm busy!
You can ask all 4 of me anything you want.
Smile

carpediem ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 4:46 am

WWYD in my situation?

Eat chocolate. Lots of it.

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 6:34 am

how common is it to jump from tall buildings in NY

With all respect to the posters in that thread, I cannot help myself. This really IS my reaction every time I see the title:

↑ yo'ma ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 7:26 am

Barbara, greenfire posted the same thing on the previous page.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 8:15 am

yo'ma wrote:

Barbara, greenfire posted the same thing on the previous page.

I think this thread would be a few pages shorter without all the "baruch shekaivanti" (sort of like, great minds think alike, but not quite) moments.

↑ yo'ma ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 8:19 am

PinkFridge wrote:

yo'ma wrote:

Barbara, greenfire posted the same thing on the previous page.

I think this thread would be a few pages shorter without all the "baruch shekaivanti" (sort of like, great minds think alike, but not quite) moments.

Tis true! I do see quite a few repeats, but this was a video, so it was just THERE and it looked so familiar.

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 8:21 am

with all due respect barbara's clip dates her as it's in B&W - rotflmm@o

↑ greenfire ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 8:47 am

"Got a bunch of yeshiva boys coming this week.." ~ Recipe Collection

I say get a bunch of girls from a nearby seminary ...

put them altogether and shidduchim made simple ~ voila Wink

↑ shiffycc ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 8:58 am

greenfire wrote:

with all due respect barbara's clip dates her as it's in B&W - rotflmm@o

↑ shiffycc ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 9:00 am

greenfire wrote:

with all due respect barbara's clip dates her as it's in B&W - rotflmm@o

Please greanfire...what does the second "m" stand for? I can't figure it out!(I've been trying for months!)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 02 2013, 9:02 am

"And now, for best use of emoticons on Imamother
The ahnvelope, please...

GREEEENFIIIRE!"

Speech! Speech!
(If you need a ghost writing, here's one: "They love me! They really love me!")