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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 3:53 am
"Should I freeze my cookies?"
Reminds me of how people say, "Ooh! It was so cold in Minnesota last week, I nearly froze my cookies off!"
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 12:34 pm
Need a smart frum Kalla teacher
Cause I have been so disappointed with my mentally challenged reform Kalla teachers.
Wishing for descriptive that actually say something.
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 2:12 pm
CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chill, I'm here, rest of the insane posse to follow soon!
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 2:18 pm
FOR NONVAXERS ONLY: how did you deal with sleepaway camp?
OK, I don't usually do the "I read it as" thing but I have to say that I read it as "FOR NONWAXERS" and my immediate reaction was, well, it's been a while since a jag of waxing threads, hasn't it.
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 2:24 pm
CLOWNS!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!
Don't worry, clowns only look scary, they can't actually hurt you...
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 2:46 pm
theoneandonly wrote: | CLOWNS!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!
Don't worry, clowns only look scary, they can't actually hurt you... |
I was gonna say, "Oy, Purim must be really hard when you've got coulrophobia. Poor lady."
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 3:18 pm
"He wants me to be skinny, what can he do?"
Revise his expectations!
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 5:26 pm
where to put newborn baby to sleep??
Hmm... let's see... maybe in the washing machine? Or the bathtub? I don't think the oven is a good idea.
Oh, I got it! A crib or bassinet sounds perfect!
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zaq
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 7:55 pm
How do your kids keep busy after school?
It's called "homework".
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 9:19 pm
Edible crowns
Not a great idea. When a crown falls off a tooth, you don't want to risk swallowing it by mistake, so it's a good thing they are too hard to chew. Besides, how would they work if they weren't hard?
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Thu, Feb 21 2013, 9:24 pm
please need a poem for coffee break theme
No, I'm sorry, but no matter how hard you beg I will not need a poem for a coffee break theme.
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zaq
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 12:04 am
New Zealand??
What, this shmatteh? It's ancient. But thank you for noticing.
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 6:28 am
"Can I make hamantashen if I'm going to the mikvah?"
As long as you don't make hamentashen *in* the mikvah.
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 8:31 am
Anyone know a good web designer in Chicago for life coach?
WADR, wouldn't you be looking for a good life coach in Chicago for a life coach? Or is this some sort of new degree - web designer/life coach?
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theoneandonly
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 8:37 am
To dry to try?
To cry, to pry, to fry...
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 11:07 am
Are we any different? Jews vs. non Jews
I might be going out on a limb here but yes, I believe we are. Go to any community chat forum and you will not be finding requests for Purim help.
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 11:43 am
Husband shrunk my skirt
The new, modest, way to say "I'm pregnant"
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 12:37 pm
Don't need 2 brachos in MM
Do too! Bracha rishona and bracha acharona.
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 12:51 pm
why is it bad for a baby to look in the mirror?
Fingerprints, nasal smears, spit trails (Oh, my!)
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Fri, Feb 22 2013, 12:57 pm
zaq wrote: | why is it bad for a baby to look in the mirror?
Fingerprints, nasal smears, spit trails (Oh, my!) |
Very cute!
I wonder if someone could make a Purim theme out of that...
Off to see the wizard now.
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