What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 12:53 am

"Should I freeze my cookies?"

Reminds me of how people say, "Ooh! It was so cold in Minnesota last week, I nearly froze my cookies off!"

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 9:34 am

Need a smart frum Kalla teacher

Cause I have been so disappointed with my mentally challenged reform Kalla teachers.

Wishing for descriptive that actually say something.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 11:12 am

CLOWNS!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chill, I'm here, rest of the insane posse to follow soon!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 11:18 am

FOR NONVAXERS ONLY: how did you deal with sleepaway camp?

OK, I don't usually do the "I read it as" thing but I have to say that I read it as "FOR NONWAXERS" and my immediate reaction was, well, it's been a while since a jag of waxing threads, hasn't it.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 11:24 am

CLOWNS!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!

Don't worry, clowns only look scary, they can't actually hurt you...

bigsis144

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 11:46 am

theoneandonly wrote:

CLOWNS!!!!!! PLEASE HELP!!!!

Don't worry, clowns only look scary, they can't actually hurt you...

I was gonna say, "Oy, Purim must be really hard when you've got coulrophobia. Poor lady." Wink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coulrophobia

↑ CatLady ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 12:18 pm

"He wants me to be skinny, what can he do?"

Revise his expectations! Wink

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 2:26 pm

where to put newborn baby to sleep??

Hmm... let's see... maybe in the washing machine? Or the bathtub? I don't think the oven is a good idea.

Oh, I got it! A crib or bassinet sounds perfect!

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 4:55 pm

How do your kids keep busy after school?

It's called "homework".

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 6:19 pm

Edible crowns

Not a great idea. When a crown falls off a tooth, you don't want to risk swallowing it by mistake, so it's a good thing they are too hard to chew. Besides, how would they work if they weren't hard?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 6:24 pm

please need a poem for coffee break theme

No, I'm sorry, but no matter how hard you beg I will not need a poem for a coffee break theme.

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Feb 21 2013, 9:04 pm

New Zealand??

What, this shmatteh? It's ancient. But thank you for noticing.

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 3:28 am

"Can I make hamantashen if I'm going to the mikvah?"

As long as you don't make hamentashen *in* the mikvah.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 5:31 am

Anyone know a good web designer in Chicago for life coach?

WADR, wouldn't you be looking for a good life coach in Chicago for a life coach? Or is this some sort of new degree - web designer/life coach?

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 5:37 am

To dry to try?

To cry, to pry, to fry...

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 8:07 am

Are we any different? Jews vs. non Jews

I might be going out on a limb here but yes, I believe we are. Go to any community chat forum and you will not be finding requests for Purim help.

↑ Barbara ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 8:43 am

Husband shrunk my skirt

The new, modest, way to say "I'm pregnant"

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 9:37 am

Don't need 2 brachos in MM

Do too! Bracha rishona and bracha acharona.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 9:51 am

why is it bad for a baby to look in the mirror?

Fingerprints, nasal smears, spit trails (Oh, my!)

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Feb 22 2013, 9:57 am

zaq wrote:

why is it bad for a baby to look in the mirror?

Fingerprints, nasal smears, spit trails (Oh, my!)

Very cute!
I wonder if someone could make a Purim theme out of that...
Off to see the wizard now.