What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 6:55 am

What is your Relationship to Married Children

Last time I checked, I'm still their mother. It's my relationship to their spouses that's changed. I used to be their gf's mother or bf's mother and now I'm their mil.

↑ theprocastinator ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 8:44 am

theoneandonly wrote:

penguin wrote:

Quote:

Lawful in Lawrence
Candid in Cancun
Broken in Brooklyn
Bored in Boro Park
Jamming in Jamaica
Rocking in Rockaway
Queasy in Queens
Staining in Staten Island (under Niddah Times, obviously...)
Angry in England (not the same letter, but it's a vowel at least...)
Brazen in Brazil
Irate in Ireland (not quite but kinda...)
Amenable in America
Bossy in Boston
Lost in Los Angeles
Calling from California

shall I continue? Wink

Quote:

Conscientious in Connecticut
Mystified in Mississippi
Marooned in Morocco (a and o but it sounds the same...)
Tanning in Tanzania
Touring in Toronto
Serious in Syria
Mad in Madagascar/Madrid
Jobs in Jo'burg--ISO
Venial in Venice
Deliberate in Delaware
Cordial in Cordoba
Posing in Postville

Thank you. Much better. You may continue.
Flabby in Flatbush
Cleaving in Cleveland
Bossy in Boston
Narrow in Norfolk (see, I can also be a little flexible)
Miming in Miami
Hellbent in Helena
Peerless in Pierre

Pensive in Pennsylvania
Tense in Tennessee
Dallying in Dallas
Naive in Nairobi
Sassy in Saskatchewan
Sanguine in San Diego
Forlorn in Forks
Frantic in France

Curious in Kiryat Gat
Wistful in Wisconsin
Awesome in Austin
Whining in Wyoming
Clueless in Cleveland
Sweet in Sweden
Cross in Croatia

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↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 9:18 am

How would you describe your shana rishona?

I'm in my 20somethingth year of shana rishona. Which one do you want?

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 12:39 pm

tomche shabbos doesnt answer the phone why?

Of course not. They probably answer the phone "hello" like the rest of the world.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 12:48 pm

How would you describe your shana rishona?

The first year after my wedding.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 12:50 pm

does the beginning of 2013 means anything to you?

Yup. It means that 2012 is over.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 12:51 pm

Freezing cholent

Hm... that won't work. The whole point of cholent is to have something hot to eat on Shabbos day.

↑ theoneandonly ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 12:53 pm

Ever wonder what Jews do on x-mas?

Nope.

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 12:58 pm

giving birth
under: Halachic Questions and Discussions

It's muttar.

acemom ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 2:06 pm

quote "Giving birth
under: Halachic Questions and Discussions

It's muttar."

Yeah, what's the question? Totally allowed. Very Happy

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 3:05 pm

Beans and flatulence

Go together like pancakes and spatulants?

rising hero ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 3:51 pm

"Need your help...searching for a community"
I just saw it a minute ago...did u see it...Hello?! Anybody?!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 4:27 pm

Food/candy that goes with mystery (Purim)

What kosher food makes you think of Spam? (or maybe make your own Spam label, but now I'm getting serious....)

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 5:25 pm

RT wrote:

"Need your help...searching for a community"
I just saw it a minute ago...did u see it...Hello?! Anybody?!

Horton Hears a Who, anyone?

September June ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 6:30 pm

Lipa Goes To College

A take off on the old classic- Curious George Goes To The Hospital.

Orchid

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 7:02 pm

"Seeking Gefilte Fish and Eggplant Recipe"

OMG... good thing I didn't see that title while pregnant

↑ iluvy ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 7:34 pm

Squishy wrote:

IMHopinion wrote:

Fashion and beauty
Bashy

Is that a combo for bright and flashy?
Doesn't sound too Tznius.

I think it is a nickname for a dwarf.

I thought it's like, "Guys, stop being so bashy about how other people dress; it's what's inside that counts."

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Jan 02 2013, 10:06 pm

Ger Chassidus: Split Thread

Are we STILL splitting hairs over this?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Jan 03 2013, 5:20 am

enneamom wrote:

Ger Chassidus: Split Thread

Are we STILL splitting hairs over this?

Not split hair: split thread. I hate it when that happens. It's impossible to thread a needle, and the only fix is to trim off the split part and start anew.

↑ Barbara ↓

Thu, Jan 03 2013, 7:27 am

What Should I do About Non-Religious Relatives?

I suppose that hiring a hit man is out of the question.

(or as my mother (a"h) would say, "pickle them.")