What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ penguin ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 2:06 pm

"What should I give out at my bar mitzvah?"

TROLL! a 13 yr old boy is posting
I came here to post : I don't know, but you don't belong on this site.

And I actually posted:
And a bencher, that's old hat, you can do better than that,
Why not give a brand new Shas to every guest (to every guest)...

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 2:58 pm

"Toiveling popcorn maker"

Cool! My popcorn maker just makes popcorn. Does it do windows too?

↑ penguin ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 3:46 pm

Quote:

"Toiveling popcorn maker"

Quote:

Cool! My popcorn maker just makes popcorn. Does it do windows too?

Wait! I saw that title, but I saw "Traveling Popcorn Maker". I thought it was like the Kiddie Rides that will come to your site for a carnival...

↑ enneamom ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 5:22 pm

zaq wrote:

enneamom wrote:

zaq wrote:

lost tablet in jerusalem

That would be "Lost Tablets" . Carved stone in gold cabinet, lid embellished with twin sculpted gold cherubs. Last seen about two thousand years ago. Reward incalculable.

Oh, you! You always beat me to it! I was going to post:

lost tablet in jerusalem

If found, please return to the Ark of the Covenant in the Holy Temple.

I like yours, too.

Aw, thanks. Smile

↑ leah66 ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 9:00 pm

Does anyone here sell on Amazon - advice please

I wouldn't trust people selling advice on amazon, I think a friend or shrink would be more reliable.

↑ iluvy ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 9:08 pm

chicken in fridge since Thurs- smells and turned colors...??

No.

↑ runninglate ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 9:22 pm

How bad was it when you went for help? I actually had a very positive experience, I'm not sure why you assumed it was bad.

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 10:42 pm

In the intimacy forum

Purim ideas

I guess OP wants a special costume and a very special MM. I hope she does not use a messenger.

↑ MaBelleVie ↓

Mon, Dec 24 2012, 10:53 pm

Intimacy-- Purim ideas

Achashveirosh and his harem?

sayinghi

Tue, Dec 25 2012, 12:54 am

hicken in fridge since Thurs- smells and turned Chicken in fridge since Thurs- smells and turned colors...?? colors...??

I'm gonna go out on a Limb here and say its probably not something you want to feed pple...

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Dec 25 2012, 11:41 am

How can I help my sister post miss?

If your sister is a miss, she cannot post here, so don't try to help her. If she is married and wants to post the word "miss" for some reason, explain to her to click new topic, type M-I-S-S and click submit.

↑ imasinger ↓

Tue, Dec 25 2012, 12:05 pm

How do I get my DD to sleep though the night?

Lock her in her room.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 25 2012, 2:29 pm

"hiding my nose job from him- should I come clean?"

Well, you should definitely clean your nose before you meet him.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Dec 25 2012, 2:58 pm

"What does **** eyed mean?"

It generally means one has **** in one's eye, although ***** maintains that it means one is ***. **** disagrees, aguing that **** refers to ******* and not *** in this context.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Dec 26 2012, 12:18 am

"My wart is still bleeding"

I so DIDN'T need to know that.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Dec 26 2012, 12:26 am

"ISO Kugel with "mixed vegetables" (peas, corn, car"

"Good frum ladies" don't make kugels with mixed vegetables... could lead to mixed dancing...

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Dec 26 2012, 2:43 am

"Looking for a doctor at ein karem"

Try Hadassah hospital. The place is crawling with 'em.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Dec 26 2012, 8:25 am

Downtown Abbey

Uptown Girl's doppleganger?

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Dec 26 2012, 8:34 am

need large "fey" cookie cutter

I thought only people can be fey, and what does size have to do with it?