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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 6:48 am
"HELP!! I just FLUSHED the sauce for my marinated fish!!"

Um, what were you marinating it in, and is it something which is usually sitting in the toilet?
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  happy mom1  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 7:14 am
Tasteless chicken
I have an extremely easy recipe for that. Let me know if you want it.
(real cheap too; doesn't involve any sauces, spices or any other ingredients)
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  33055  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 7:18 am
Tasteless chicken

Was some amother using the word [gentile woman]?
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 8:25 am
Have you ever lasered your bikini area?

I've been tempted to aim a lethal-strength laser at all the shameless kurvehs cavorting in the area in bikinis that are just this side of full frontal nudity, but unfortunately that's illegal in this state.
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 8:31 am
Sticky situation not sure what to do

That's what we have baby wipes for!!
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 8:55 am
HELP!! I just FLUSHED the sauce for my marinated fish!!

What, you want someone should retrieve it for you? Ain't gonna happen.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 10:41 am
Did women ask BC shailos before 1950

No. We lived in a black and white world then. A lot changed once we were given the gift of color. (hey, guess they didn't ask other shailos, either.)
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 11:33 am
I want to be happy

Kuddos to you!!
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 11:36 am
Is this funny or sad?

Funny and sad are not synonyms. Sorry!
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  auntie_em  




 
 
    
 

Post Fri, Nov 23 2012, 12:10 pm
covert record to CD - Lakewood or other

Shhhh!!
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 24 2012, 2:19 pm
"Tasteless chicken"

I'll ask my MIL for her recipe.

She can also supply you with numerous recipes for tasteless beef, tasteless salad, and tasteless kugel. Sad
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 24 2012, 6:48 pm
2nd set of twins

Wow wow! Mazel tov and good luck!
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  Barbara  




 
 
    
 

Post Sat, Nov 24 2012, 9:08 pm
Little girls wedding gowns online

IMNSHO, you should wait at least until she hits puberty to get married, but ....

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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 25 2012, 1:07 am
"What can you tell me about Detroit?"

1. It's the largest city in Michigan.
2. Home to the "Big Three" auto manufacturers.
3. Knickname = "Motown"
4. Baseball team = Tigers; Football team = Lions

How'd I do?
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 25 2012, 8:15 am
What did you buy for small business Saturday?

Uh, nothing. It was Shabbos. Unless you mean Saturday evening.
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 25 2012, 11:28 am
How many hours do you spend cooking for shabbat?

I think she's (shabbatiscoming) pretty capable of cooking for herself. And apparently she even makes shobbos quickly.
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 25 2012, 2:10 pm
Upsherin gift preferably building things

Like should the upsherin gift build your sukkah? Maybe a robot then?
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Sun, Nov 25 2012, 2:12 pm
Root canal can't afford

Is root canal a he or she and is he/she unemployed?
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  DrMom  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 26 2012, 10:27 am
"fam as birth control"

Yes, families are excellent methods of birth control. Try having sx with your husband when there are 4-5 kids running around the house! Invite your needy sister-in-law, push MIL, and drunk brother over for extra protection!

The only caveat is you need to give birth a few times before this method of BC becomes available.
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  yksraya  




 
 
    
 

Post Mon, Nov 26 2012, 11:01 am
Should I be nervous?

If you can then why not?
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