What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 6:48 am

"HELP!! I just FLUSHED the sauce for my marinated fish!!"

Um, what were you marinating it in, and is it something which is usually sitting in the toilet?
shock

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 7:14 am

Tasteless chicken
I have an extremely easy recipe for that. Let me know if you want it.
(real cheap too; doesn't involve any sauces, spices or any other ingredients)

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 7:18 am

Tasteless chicken

Was some amother using the word [gentile woman]?

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 8:25 am

Have you ever lasered your bikini area?

I've been tempted to aim a lethal-strength laser at all the shameless kurvehs cavorting in the area in bikinis that are just this side of full frontal nudity, but unfortunately that's illegal in this state.

↑ yksraya ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 8:31 am

Sticky situation not sure what to do

That's what we have baby wipes for!!

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 8:55 am

HELP!! I just FLUSHED the sauce for my marinated fish!!

What, you want someone should retrieve it for you? Ain't gonna happen.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 10:41 am

Did women ask BC shailos before 1950

No. We lived in a black and white world then. A lot changed once we were given the gift of color. (hey, guess they didn't ask other shailos, either.)

↑ yksraya ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 11:33 am

I want to be happy

Kuddos to you!!

↑ yksraya ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 11:36 am

Is this funny or sad?

Funny and sad are not synonyms. Sorry!

↑ auntie_em ↓

Fri, Nov 23 2012, 12:10 pm

covert record to CD - Lakewood or other

Shhhh!!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Nov 24 2012, 2:19 pm

"Tasteless chicken"

I'll ask my MIL for her recipe.

She can also supply you with numerous recipes for tasteless beef, tasteless salad, and tasteless kugel. Sad

↑ yksraya ↓

Sat, Nov 24 2012, 6:48 pm

2nd set of twins

Wow wow! Mazel tov and good luck!

↑ Barbara ↓

Sat, Nov 24 2012, 9:08 pm

Little girls wedding gowns online

IMNSHO, you should wait at least until she hits puberty to get married, but ....

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Nov 25 2012, 1:07 am

"What can you tell me about Detroit?"

1. It's the largest city in Michigan.
2. Home to the "Big Three" auto manufacturers.
3. Knickname = "Motown"
4. Baseball team = Tigers; Football team = Lions

How'd I do?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Nov 25 2012, 8:15 am

What did you buy for small business Saturday?

Uh, nothing. It was Shabbos. Unless you mean Saturday evening.

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Nov 25 2012, 11:28 am

How many hours do you spend cooking for shabbat?

I think she's (shabbatiscoming) pretty capable of cooking for herself. And apparently she even makes shobbos quickly.

↑ yksraya ↓

Sun, Nov 25 2012, 2:10 pm

Upsherin gift preferably building things

Like should the upsherin gift build your sukkah? Maybe a robot then?

↑ yksraya ↓

Sun, Nov 25 2012, 2:12 pm

Root canal can't afford

Is root canal a he or she and is he/she unemployed?

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Nov 26 2012, 10:27 am

"fam as birth control"

Yes, families are excellent methods of birth control. Try having sx with your husband when there are 4-5 kids running around the house! Invite your needy sister-in-law, push MIL, and drunk brother over for extra protection!

The only caveat is you need to give birth a few times before this method of BC becomes available.

↑ yksraya ↓

Mon, Nov 26 2012, 11:01 am

Should I be nervous?

If you can then why not?