What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (Part 2)

↑ greenfire ↓

Tue, Oct 23 2012, 5:29 pm

"Makeup advice"

s o r r y ~ just say it already

↑ B"H YOM YOM ↓

Tue, Oct 23 2012, 5:54 pm

ISO: non fried recipe for flounder fillets

This is a good idea because once the recipe is fried, it's really hard to read...

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Oct 23 2012, 6:54 pm

frieking out!

Me too - about spelling!

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Oct 23 2012, 10:16 pm

help!! worms crawling on pantry ceiling and down walls!! ahh

"...and the worms crawl in, and the worms crawl out,
They crawl through your stomach and they crawl through your mouth..."

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Oct 23 2012, 10:25 pm

not invited to tea

Oh my dear, what a tragedy! Perhaps the letter you sent the Queen has not arrived in the post just yet?

↑ imaamy ↓

Tue, Oct 23 2012, 11:50 pm

help!! worms crawling down ceiling and pantry walls!!

If you don't want to host me for Shabbat, it is OK to just say so:)

↑ EvenI ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 4:42 am

Help!! Are my bedbugs all dead?

It's OK. Even if they are, nobody will prosecute you.

↑ EvenI ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 4:43 am

Why do girls' schools request a picture with the application

To see if the girls can draw.

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 5:42 am

Looking for ideas to make a 3 yr old birthday party and hair.

The party I can help you with. We can start today, and then wait three years. Helping you make hair is a bit more problematic.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 6:22 am

Bnos vs. bya

Cool. Will it be covered by all the networks for us ladies while the men are watching the Tigers vs. SF?

↑ Barbara ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 7:23 am

Whites with body odour after washing.

Racist.

↑ B"H YOM YOM ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 7:51 am

Are all homeschoolers crunchy?

Why yes, and great with ketchup!

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 7:55 am

Whites with Body Odour After Washing

Body odor is strongly influenced by diet, so washing will have no effect. People with similar diet--most likely to be of similar ethnicity--will smell alike to outsiders.White people perceive that you have a body odor just as you perceive that they have one.

watergirl ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 8:53 am

2 Wives???

OMG I would LOVE to have 2 Wives! When will they get here? I have a whole lisf if things I need done. One can start with cleaning the bathrooms, one can cook dinner. I'm taking a nap.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 9:44 am

why am I not getting ew emails about threads
Whenever I get an "ew" email, I click on spam. Maybe your ew emails are already in spam. Mine aren't usually about threads though.

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 9:45 am

watergirl wrote:

2 Wives???

OMG I would LOVE to have 2 Wives! When will they get here? I have a whole lisf if things I need done. One can start with cleaning the bathrooms, one can cook dinner. I'm taking a nap.

I always say I need a wife !!!

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 10:16 am

"dips that can be frozen"

ice cream

↑ greenfire ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 11:12 am

"Can a shrunken wool sweater be saved?"

use it for the shrunken head in your closet ~ BOO !!! Twisted Evil

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 11:20 am

Teaching 2nd graders its ASSUR for Mommy to be outside in a.

state of exhaustion. Therefore all 2nd graders should let their Mommy take an afternoon nap, while they babysit their younger siblings.
----------------------OR---------------------------------
Teaching 2nd graders its ASSUR for Mommy to be outside in a.

Robe. Therefore all 2nd graders should get up extra early to go buy the milk and bread, instead of mommy having to do it.

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Oct 24 2012, 11:23 am

bulletproof stockings

and rocketproof tichels, needed in the Negev.

Not funny, but so apropo.