What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 9:02 am

what do you think of the name Michelle?

Ma belle...these are words that go togethjer well..my Michelle

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 1:05 pm

zaq wrote:

what do you think of the name Michelle?

Ma belle...these are words that go togethjer well..my Michelle

Michelle, ma belle, sunday monkey von tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble Music

(You can tell someone here doesn't speak the French Tongue Out

)

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↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 1:06 pm

NUTRITIOUS VEGETABLE SIDE DISHES

Check the related topic section for UNHEALTHY VEGETABLE SIDE DISHES (which might be the better name for an indie band)

↑ penguin ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 2:01 pm

Quote:

Ma belle...these are words that go togethjer well..my Michelle
Michelle, ma belle, sunday monkey von tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble
(You can tell someone here doesn't speak the French )

Let me help you out my friend.

Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble =
These are (some) words that go well together

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 2:25 pm

I told her she had 3 beautiful children - my mistake.

Why? Did she have four children with her?

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 5:39 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Michelle, ma belle, sunday monkey von tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble Music

(You can tell someone here doesn't speak the French Tongue Out

)

ROFLMHO! Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble.

You should Google on "misheard lyrics". There are thousands of them, all screamingly funny, many of which even make sense in a weird way, like Simon and Garfunkel's "Sounds of Sirens".

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↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 5:42 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

NUTRITIOUS VEGETABLE SIDE DISHES

Check the related topic section for UNHEALTHY VEGETABLE SIDE DISHES (which might be the better name for an indie band)

or a group of drug-addicted, STD-riddled, catatonic but highly pulchritudinous young women who attach themselves to rock bands.

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 6:09 pm

need help getting my husband up for shul

Have you considered a scissor-lift pallet jack?

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 6:18 pm

need help getting my husband up for shul

I'll gladly help! Do you need me to pour the water over his head? Or should I pinch his toes?

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Aug 27 2012, 7:50 pm

happy mom1 wrote:

need help getting my husband up for shul

I'll gladly help! Do you need me to pour the water over his head? Or should I pinch his toes?

I was going to ask for the address to do the same with the water.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Aug 28 2012, 5:49 am

zaq wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Michelle, ma belle, sunday monkey von tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble Music

(You can tell someone here doesn't speak the French Tongue Out

)

Oh, I could have googled to begin with but that wouldn't have been fun.
And I assume you've read Dave Barry's Book of Really Bad Songs.
But I digress, back to immediate (or intermediate, as the case may be, come on, fess up, ladies) reactions.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Aug 28 2012, 5:50 am

happy mom1 wrote:

need help getting my husband up for shul

I'll gladly help! Do you need me to pour the water over his head? Or should I pinch his toes?

Anyone remember the cartoon, Dr. Katz?

Dr. Katz, every morning my wife greets me with a cup of freshly squeezed orange juice.
- What's wrong with that?
Right between the eyes?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Aug 28 2012, 10:02 am

Are you a celebrity junkie?

That's a little too strong a statement--I mean, I have my admirers, but I don't qualify as an out-and-out "celebrity", not a household word like Oprah or Snookie, after all. Also I'm not a real "junkie", just prone to mild overindulgence now and then, but I can quit any time I want.

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Tue, Aug 28 2012, 11:05 am

Introducing Cow's Milk

Shefela, control your excitement. I've definitely heard of this item before. I think it's been around a couple of years at least.

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Wed, Aug 29 2012, 5:42 am

DrMom wrote:

"Awesome no-cook baked ziti"

Isn't "baking" a form of cooking?

And I'm wondering, what's so awesome about pasta that hasn't been cooked? Don't think my sensitive teeth can handle such a delicacy.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Aug 29 2012, 9:48 am

"tips on avoiding an episiotomy?"

Two foolproof tips:

1. Schedule a c-section.
2. Don't get pregnant!

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Wed, Aug 29 2012, 12:19 pm

What's the shortest amount of time you moved in

It takes me a while to get moving in the morning, but after that, I'm pretty good.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Aug 30 2012, 7:53 pm

"why is my husband so clueless?

1. I have no idea. I guess I'm clueless too!

2. Because he's a man.