What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ groisamomma ↓

Tue, Aug 14 2012, 9:32 pm

CM Question

Chocolate Moose question? Ooooh, she's lucky! Special for her!

↑ boysrus

Wed, Aug 15 2012, 12:29 am

groisamama!
I also thought it was a post especially for chocolate moose!!!

↑ observer ↓

Wed, Aug 15 2012, 9:40 am

In Labor and Childbirth: "40+2 spotting = going into labor soon?"

Honey, at that point in the pregnancy you're definitely going into labor soon, spotting or no spottting!

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Aug 15 2012, 1:32 pm

A sword of vengeance

As this was posted under married life, I thought the thread would be about happenings in the bedroom.

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 15 2012, 8:24 pm

Cleaning lady clean stove?

Cleaning lady clean stove.
Dentist lady clean teeth.
Embezzler lady clean bank account.

What other ladies clean?

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Aug 15 2012, 8:27 pm

Zaq lady clean humor. (most of the time Twisted Evil

)

↑ zaq ↓

Wed, Aug 15 2012, 9:08 pm

Pregnancy in bobov camp??

I'm sure there are many pregnancies among the Bobovers--just as there are many pregnancies in any social group that values large families.

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Aug 15 2012, 9:18 pm

is cash tacky?

Yes, I'm afraid so. But not to worry! You can dump your tacky cash on me, no questions asked.

↑ groisamomma

Thu, Aug 16 2012, 12:20 am

Unzipping Files

Unzipping flies?? How difficult can that be?

↑ zaq ↓

Thu, Aug 16 2012, 2:44 pm

Monsey Therapist - anyone heard her name?

Never heard of such an odd name. You sure it isn't Maisie or Marcie Therapistou, Thoreau or Throop?

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, Aug 16 2012, 3:12 pm

zaq wrote:

Pregnancy in bobov camp??

I'm sure there are many pregnancies among the Bobovers--just as there are many pregnancies in any social group that values large families.

I read this as "Pregnancy in Booby camp??"
I thought it was a crude slang expression for getting pregnant while nursing.

↑ 33055 ↓

Thu, Aug 16 2012, 11:22 pm

Elmo or Mickey briefcase for a toddler in BP.

I thought this going to be a poll asking us which one OP should buy.

↑ runninglate ↓

Thu, Aug 16 2012, 11:57 pm

When did you start to get nauscious? When I saw the way the word was spelled.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 17 2012, 8:13 am

DrMom wrote:

zaq wrote:

Pregnancy in bobov camp??

I'm sure there are many pregnancies among the Bobovers--just as there are many pregnancies in any social group that values large families.

I read this as "Pregnancy in Booby camp??"
I thought it was a crude slang expression for getting pregnant while nursing.

another dr.mom zinger to start the day right!

syrima

Fri, Aug 17 2012, 12:01 pm

Squishy wrote:

Elmo or Mickey briefcase for a toddler in BP.

I thought this going to be a poll asking us which one OP should buy.

You may be able to get away with it now, but by the time your kid gets to first grade, please get rid of those unsavory secular characters or the school might give you a call! Better to stick with a nice Burberry plaid. Much safer.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Fri, Aug 17 2012, 12:40 pm

Soup for Shabbos - not chicken

Gasp! shock

and

How did this woman get accepted into imamother? Why, I bet she doesn't eat cholent on Shabbos either.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 17 2012, 4:10 pm

Last week's cholent

The newest metaphor to replace "death warmed over":

What can I tell you--all I had was an old beige shmatteh that never did fit right, and my "emergency" sheitel (you see me in it and you call Emergency), a zit the size of Mt. Rainier right on my chin, eyes and nose red from allergies, plus I didn't make it to the salon and was overdue for a wax, I had bags like suitcases under my eyes--really, I felt like last week's cholent.

↑ zaq ↓

Fri, Aug 17 2012, 5:00 pm

how do you feel about having 2-3 kids?

as far as I'm concerned you can have as few or as many as you like.

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Sat, Aug 18 2012, 4:08 pm

Looking for a doctor at Ein Kerem

That shouldn't be too hard. I hear the place is crawling with 'em.

↑ auntie_em ↓

Sat, Aug 18 2012, 10:42 pm

Help me find my son's playgroup!

Did you look under the sofa? How long has it been missing?