What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jul 22 2012, 5:51 pm

did anyone ever laser thier bikini?

I incinerated mine. And my other swimsuits as well.

↑ greenfire ↓

Sun, Jul 22 2012, 5:58 pm

"how did the internet effect your yiddishkeit
for the better
for the worse"

....... till death do us part

↑ zaq ↓

Sun, Jul 22 2012, 6:34 pm

do you think people become "worse" they get older

My haircoloring company disagrees. Their ad campaign some years ago was "I'm not getting older--I'm getting better."
This may be true, but now it takes longer and costs more.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Sun, Jul 22 2012, 7:11 pm

Coleslaw without mayo, vinegar, or sugar

AKA, cabbage.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Jul 22 2012, 8:51 pm

are you ffb, bt, ger, etc..?

Yes! Exactly! That describes me perfectly, especially the ETC part! How did you know? How many FFB, BT, Ger ETC's are out there already?

(ETC= Eternally Teasing Creature? Extremely Typical Character?)

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Jul 22 2012, 9:12 pm

dh turns in to a pumpkin help!

Try asking your fairy godmother.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Jul 22 2012, 9:16 pm

5 Yr Old DD Doesnt STOP COMPLAINING & KVETCHING!!!

Something tells me she is learning from her mother...

↑ zaq ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 4:29 am

dh turns in to a pumpkin help!

That should come in handy come halloween.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 6:37 am

"Tiptoeing - do I worry?"

Depends on where he's going.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 6:40 am

"Can you wash shabbos clothes in the 9 days?"

Apparently so...if you're my 17yo DS who forgot to wash his clothes last week.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 6:41 am

"How can I teach my children about the Beis Hamikdosh?"

Bring them there. BE"H, soon!

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 6:44 am

"If you eat chulent........."

If you give a chossid some cholent...
If you give a mouse a cookie...
If you give a moose a muffin...
If you give a cat a cupcake...
If you give chani8 a thread title and boredom...

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 6:55 am

"stops on the way to Niagra Falls"

Ok, and then what?

↑ observer ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 7:14 am

"How to have "the talk" with elderly parents"

Don't worry- they already know about that stuff. Otherwise, you wouldn't have been born.

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 9:25 am

observer wrote:

"How to have "the talk" with elderly parents"

Don't worry- they already know about that stuff. Otherwise, you wouldn't have been born.

I just came here to post that!

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 9:53 am

I guess I'm going to the bathroom alone from now on LOL LOL
Just curious, how old are you? You sound just as excited as my three year old was when I told her she is now big enough to use the bathroom without assistance.
Congratulations on this milestone!

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 9:57 am

Trustowrthy Sheitel Macher in Lakewood for 'wig diagnosis'?!
Wow , your wig must be really natural looking if you need someone to diagnose whether it's a wig or not!
Mine on the other hand never needed a diagnosis.... Sad

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 11:16 am

If you serve lunch and supper to your school age kids...

Nah-why would they need lunch AND supper?? Let them be satisfied with breakfast!

↑ lkwdmommy ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 11:20 am

Regrets of a Doctor and Mother of 13 Kids…

Most doctors would regret only having 13 kids/patients. Hard to make a living like that.

↑ cuties' mom ↓

Mon, Jul 23 2012, 12:43 pm

tiptoeing- do I worry?
No, just roll over and go back to sleep. In the morning, you can ask him where he went.