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  seeker  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 19 2012, 9:19 pm
"How soon after birth can I fly?"

Most birds can do it within a couple of weeks. Good luck.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 19 2012, 9:49 pm
seeker wrote:
"How soon after birth can I fly?"

Most birds can do it within a couple of weeks. Good luck.

But what about Snitches? LOL
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 19 2012, 10:51 pm
my chicken is going bad, can I do this?

Maybe send it to a program for OTD young chickens? Other advice would be to keep him close to the roost, but try to refrain from overly mother hen-ish behavior towards him. Give him a chance to spread his wings.
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  enneamom  




 
 
    
 

Post Tue, Jun 19 2012, 10:53 pm
one foot more swollen

That's a LOT more to be swollen. Sounds serious. Are you sure you're not a hot air balloon with an identity crisis?
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 20 2012, 1:29 am
enneamom wrote:
my chicken is going bad, can I do this?

Maybe send it to a program for OTD young chickens? Other advice would be to keep him close to the roost, but try to refrain from overly mother hen-ish behavior towards him. Give him a chance to spread his wings.


That was cute.
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 20 2012, 1:36 am
"ISO the perfect sock. Does it exist?"

What good is a perfect sock?
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"No Ketchup, No Duck Sauce . But Bubbies food, YUMMY! How"

Poetry?

The next line should read:

(How) I love my Bubby
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 20 2012, 2:41 am
Looking Chicken Cutlets Ideas

Put blindfolds on those chicken cutlets!

or

The chumra of the week: shmirat anayim chickens


Last edited by chani8 on Wed, Jun 20 2012, 4:42 am; edited 1 time in total
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 20 2012, 4:38 am
"Calling mother of large families, how do you manage?"

Who said I'm managing?! I sit on imamother all day while the house falls apart!!
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  happy mom1  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 20 2012, 5:29 am
Dating clothes
that's an obsession going too far. Stick to dating people.
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  Tinkerbelle  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 20 2012, 8:16 am
Looking Chicken Cutlets Ideas
try adding cucumber rounds for eyes
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Wed, Jun 20 2012, 2:46 pm
Till where do you shave....

Generally no further than the bathroom door.
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  5*Mom  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 5:01 am
Need Appetite Stimulant

You can have my appetite stimulants; I've got a few too many: Cheese cake, Chocolate Cake, Rogelach, Ice Cream...
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  sky  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 5:58 am
Wilton's book mold

Are you sure that doesn't belong in the cleaning forum instead of the recipe forum?
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  grace413  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 6:01 am
"I need your brain"

Sorry, there is so little left I cant spare any of it.
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rainbow dash  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 6:26 am
chani8 wrote:
"Calling mother of large families, how do you manage?"

Who said I'm managing?! I sit on imamother all day while the house falls apart!!



Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter Rolling Laughter That describes me too!!
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 1:51 pm
"imamothers in israel please tell me how you stay in budget!"

Sitting on imamother all day...saves tons of money!
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 2:03 pm
"How do I make the dog go away??"

Stick hits the dog...for two zoozim.
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  PinkFridge  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 2:14 pm
No Ketchup No Duck Sauce

No Service

OR
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No Problem.
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  chani8  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 3:04 pm
Fri night mikva - creative excuses for babysitting?

No excuses. Just tell DH straight up...that you decided to babysit instead of going to mikva.
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  zaq  




 
 
    
 

Post Thu, Jun 21 2012, 4:22 pm
At which week did you have your baby?

First week in April.
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