What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 6:37 am

He says I got no morals. I guess he’s right.

As long as you keep your marbles!

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 6:39 am

ammonia in PB and mayo???

For those on a diet!

↑ Isramom8 ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 6:44 am

chani8 wrote:

rambam diet book

I believe with perfect faith that this food is low fat.

I believe with perfect faith that this food is low calorie.

I believe with perfect faith that this food is low carb.

I believe with perfect faith that I can eat as much of this food as I want and I wont gain weight.

Chani8, I am totally posting this on FB!

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 6:46 am

Packing List for the Bungalow

Sheets, pillows, chani8, food . . .

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 7:19 am

DrMom wrote:

"Does this sound like PANDAs?"

I don't know -- Does it sound like someone munching bamboo?

Soo cute!!!

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 7:56 am

What's your favorite facial cream?
The kind you put in the mouth area. It's called Ice Cream .
Even does wonders for the hips!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 9:20 am

What do I do with merguez?

If you're like most of us, the first thing you do is google it.

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 12:02 pm

chani8 wrote:

Treadmill In Apt. Bldg.
Instead of steps?? shock

Chani8, you makin' me laugh a lot lately, honey!

Isramom8 wrote:

Chani8, I am totally posting this on FB

I know, it's a classic! LOL

happy mom1 wrote:

What's your favorite facial cream?
The kind you put in the mouth area. It's called Ice Cream.

LOL! I likey!

PinkFridge wrote:

What do I do with merguez?
If you're like most of us, the first thing you do is google it

How did you know PinkFridge??

↑ Grandmama ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 12:15 pm

Tips for running a large family

It would be nice if every mother of a large family received a lot of generous tips from some anonymous benefactor, how about some vacation/spa time, jewels and diamonds, and a new wardrobe for starters?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 2:35 pm

Mikvah ladies--why?????

Because it would be extremely embarrassing for other ladies, not to mention a huge invasion of their privacy and a breach of tznius, if your dh took you down.

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 2:49 pm

Is barley OK?

Sure, she's just taking a break from imamother for a little while. But you know we're not supposed to ask about members who are MIA, right?

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 2:50 pm

» Pregnancy
Can someone please teach me??

shock

Um...well...you see, sheifele...oh dear, how do I explain this...apparently you skipped a kallah class or two...

glamourmom

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 4:02 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

What do I do with merguez?

If you're like most of us, the first thing you do is google it.

totally.

↑ chani8 ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 4:48 pm

Queiter beach near Lakewood

Never heard of Queiter beach. Is it in NJ?

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 6:33 pm

What can I say to my mum to make her happy?

Depending on your stage in life:
--Look Ma, no cavities!
--Mazal tov, I'm engaged!
--Mazal tov, you're a grandma!
--Of course you can live with us--we'll never let you go to a nursing home!

↑ zaq ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 7:43 pm

Handyman in the Mountains

Spinoff of "Secks in the City"

↑ centurion ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 9:30 pm

"I forgot"

well, come back and post when you remember

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Tue, Jun 19 2012, 10:53 pm

Can I freeze cream cheese?

Through these cheese trees, three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy cheese made these three free fleas sneeze.

However it goes- it's something like that.

↑ DrMom ↓

Wed, Jun 20 2012, 12:07 am

"Women coming to the Mikvah- WHY????"

Um, to tovel?

Methinks someone needs a kallah class refresher, stat!