What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 9:48 am

"When Did You Start Going Out Postpartum?"

I hope you won't think ths is too forward of us, but we started dating way before I became pregnant. In fact, we dated even before we got engaged.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 10:12 am

DrMom wrote:

"When Did You Start Going Out Postpartum?"

I hope you won't think ths is too forward of us, but we started dating way before I became pregnant. In fact, we dated even before we got engaged.

I have to say my immediate reaction had something to do with, I assume with one's husband, what does this mean??? (You can tell it's been a while....)

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 12:19 pm

Looking for a sheitel in Manhattan or Long Island

Well it would really help to narrow down the search if you knew if you lost it in Manhattan or Long Island.
I would recommend calling The missing Sheitel hotline if they can't help you I'd say the police but you really need to know which boro!

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 3:39 pm

"buying house doesn't mean being rich"

Yeah, usually it means being very poor for a long time.

↑ grin ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 3:45 pm

DrMom wrote:

"buying house doesn't mean being rich"

Yeah, usually it means being very poor for a long time.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 5:22 pm

Discussing number of children before marriage

Reminds me of the joke: I can predict the score of any game before it starts!
Zero to zero.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 7:11 pm

Grill- Camptown brand

Doo dah, doo dah....

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climbing613 ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 7:47 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Gril- Camptown brand

Doo dah, doo dah....

↑ leah66 ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 8:20 pm

imasinger wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

Enlightened Kosher Cooking Cheesecake

I have to share one of my favorite jokes: A Buddhist walks into a Coney Island. His order is, Make me one with everything.

(And somewhere I heard that there was a followup line. If anyone knows, please share!)

I don't know any follow up lines, but that cracked me up!

The Buddhist gets his hotdog, pays, and asks for change.
The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."

(I actually heard this joke about a Kabbalist!)

↑ Frenchfry ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 8:33 pm

"Do you push your husband to lose weight?"

What an interesting way to get exercise!

↑ leah66 ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 9:54 pm

Morah giving birthday potches

Sounds like one of Jimmy kimmel's schemes

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 9:55 pm

leah666 wrote:

imasinger wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

I don't know any follow up lines, but that cracked me up!

The Buddhist gets his hotdog, pays, and asks for change.
The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."

(I actually heard this joke about a Kabbalist!)

That's it! Thanks. Haven't heard it apropos any kabbalists though.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 10:15 pm

leah666 wrote:

imasinger wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

I don't know any follow up lines, but that cracked me up!

The Buddhist gets his hotdog, pays, and asks for change.
The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."

Ah, right. I was trying to think of the continuation of this joke ever since PinkFridge's funny post.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 10:23 pm

"Did you tell people you were expecting twins?"

No. That would have been lying.

↑ DrMom ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 10:26 pm

"crying and venting (merged)"

Sounds like a very natural combination, especially if you are really frustrated. Just make sure others can actually understand your complaints amongst all that sobbing.

↑ observer ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 10:29 pm

DrMom wrote:

"Did you tell people you were expecting twins?"

No. That would have been lying.

Love it!

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Thu, May 17 2012, 10:40 pm

6 month old comment still so painful

I know, those 6 month olds can be vicious!

↑ StrongIma ↓

Fri, May 18 2012, 7:44 am

DrMom wrote:

"crying and venting (merged)"

Sounds like a very natural combination, especially if you are really frustrated. Just make sure others can actually understand your complaints amongst all that sobbing.

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, May 20 2012, 1:11 am

"I have an irrational fear (ants in my house) WTD?"

Relax. Get your mind off your worries by relaxing in your living room and renting a movie. I suggest: "Them!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them!