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Thu, May 17 2012, 6:48 am
"When Did You Start Going Out Postpartum?"
I hope you won't think ths is too forward of us, but we started dating way before I became pregnant. In fact, we dated even before we got engaged.
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PinkFridge
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Thu, May 17 2012, 7:12 am
DrMom wrote: | "When Did You Start Going Out Postpartum?"
I hope you won't think ths is too forward of us, but we started dating way before I became pregnant. In fact, we dated even before we got engaged. |
I have to say my immediate reaction had something to do with, I assume with one's husband, what does this mean??? (You can tell it's been a while....)
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Thu, May 17 2012, 9:19 am
Looking for a sheitel in Manhattan or Long Island
Well it would really help to narrow down the search if you knew if you lost it in Manhattan or Long Island.
I would recommend calling The missing Sheitel hotline if they can't help you I'd say the police but you really need to know which boro!
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DrMom
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Thu, May 17 2012, 12:39 pm
"buying house doesn't mean being rich"
Yeah, usually it means being very poor for a long time.
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Thu, May 17 2012, 12:45 pm
DrMom wrote: | "buying house doesn't mean being rich"
Yeah, usually it means being very poor for a long time. |
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PinkFridge
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Thu, May 17 2012, 2:22 pm
Discussing number of children before marriage
Reminds me of the joke: I can predict the score of any game before it starts!
Zero to zero.
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PinkFridge
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Thu, May 17 2012, 4:11 pm
Grill- Camptown brand
Doo dah, doo dah....
Last edited by PinkFridge on Thu, May 17 2012, 6:53 pm; edited 1 time in total
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Thu, May 17 2012, 4:47 pm
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PinkFridge wrote: | Gril- Camptown brand
Doo dah, doo dah.... |
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Thu, May 17 2012, 5:20 pm
imasinger wrote: | PinkFridge wrote: | Enlightened Kosher Cooking Cheesecake
I have to share one of my favorite jokes: A Buddhist walks into a Coney Island. His order is, Make me one with everything.
(And somewhere I heard that there was a followup line. If anyone knows, please share!) |
I don't know any follow up lines, but that cracked me up! |
The Buddhist gets his hotdog, pays, and asks for change.
The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."
(I actually heard this joke about a Kabbalist!)
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Frenchfry
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Thu, May 17 2012, 5:33 pm
"Do you push your husband to lose weight?"
What an interesting way to get exercise!
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leah66
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Thu, May 17 2012, 6:54 pm
Morah giving birthday potches
Sounds like one of Jimmy kimmel's schemes
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PinkFridge
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Thu, May 17 2012, 6:55 pm
leah666 wrote: | imasinger wrote: | PinkFridge wrote: | Enlightened Kosher Cooking Cheesecake
I have to share one of my favorite jokes: A Buddhist walks into a Coney Island. His order is, Make me one with everything.
(And somewhere I heard that there was a followup line. If anyone knows, please share!) |
I don't know any follow up lines, but that cracked me up! |
The Buddhist gets his hotdog, pays, and asks for change.
The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."
(I actually heard this joke about a Kabbalist!) |
That's it! Thanks. Haven't heard it apropos any kabbalists though.
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DrMom
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Thu, May 17 2012, 7:15 pm
leah666 wrote: | imasinger wrote: | PinkFridge wrote: | Enlightened Kosher Cooking Cheesecake
I have to share one of my favorite jokes: A Buddhist walks into a Coney Island. His order is, Make me one with everything.
(And somewhere I heard that there was a followup line. If anyone knows, please share!) |
I don't know any follow up lines, but that cracked me up! |
The Buddhist gets his hotdog, pays, and asks for change.
The hot dog vendor says, "Change must come from within."
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Ah, right. I was trying to think of the continuation of this joke ever since PinkFridge's funny post.
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DrMom
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Thu, May 17 2012, 7:23 pm
"Did you tell people you were expecting twins?"
No. That would have been lying.
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Thu, May 17 2012, 7:26 pm
"crying and venting (merged)"
Sounds like a very natural combination, especially if you are really frustrated. Just make sure others can actually understand your complaints amongst all that sobbing.
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Thu, May 17 2012, 7:29 pm
DrMom wrote: | "Did you tell people you were expecting twins?"
No. That would have been lying. |
Love it!
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Thu, May 17 2012, 7:30 pm
"Tofu mousse, anyone?"
Uh...no thanks, I'll pass...
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Thu, May 17 2012, 7:40 pm
6 month old comment still so painful
I know, those 6 month olds can be vicious!
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StrongIma
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Fri, May 18 2012, 4:44 am
DrMom wrote: | "crying and venting (merged)"
Sounds like a very natural combination, especially if you are really frustrated. Just make sure others can actually understand your complaints amongst all that sobbing. |
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DrMom
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Sat, May 19 2012, 10:11 pm
"I have an irrational fear (ants in my house) WTD?"
Relax. Get your mind off your worries by relaxing in your living room and renting a movie. I suggest: "Them!"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them!
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