What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ Frenchfry ↓

Tue, Apr 24 2012, 7:04 am

"Excessive dribbling"

Try taking up baseball instead

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 24 2012, 8:46 am

"Does make up run when you exercise?"

I run when I exercise.
The make-up stays home.

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Apr 24 2012, 7:40 pm

"Shidduch for great guy - girl must be open to homeschooling"

What does he want to teach her?

↑ bluebird ↓

Tue, Apr 24 2012, 9:48 pm

Every time I read the name of a stroller in a thread title, it occurs to me that it sounds like a spell in Harry Potter. Seriously, try reading any of the names in this list I culled from thread titles while miming a wand-shaking movement with your arm.

Uppababy Vista Rumbleseat!
Bugaboo buggy board!
Maxi-Cosi Cabriofix!
Cybex Aton!
Aprica presto!
Bugaboo donkey deal!

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Apr 24 2012, 9:51 pm

bluebird wrote:

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Apr 24 2012, 10:00 pm

Quote:

Aprica presto!

[And Malfoy lands on the ground with apricots for eyes.]

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Apr 24 2012, 10:37 pm

Cold Family

Nebbach, let's raise money for them so they can afford heat. All checks can be sent to Cold Family c/o Enneamom.

↑ grace413 ↓

Wed, Apr 25 2012, 2:05 am

"Cost of Sleepaway Camp"

Think this will run 100+ pages like last year's camp thread?

↑ chani8 ↓

Wed, Apr 25 2012, 4:09 am

bluebird wrote:

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Wed, Apr 25 2012, 6:02 pm

bluebird wrote:

I'm sorry, I know it has already been said but, Rolling Laughter

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Wed, Apr 25 2012, 6:24 pm

enneamom wrote:

Quote:

Aprica presto!

[And Malfoy lands on the ground with apricots for eyes.]

Now I'm inclined to say, rock band names. But come on, don't you think Aprica Presto is destined to be the next "it" recipe?

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Apr 25 2012, 6:26 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Now I'm inclined to say, rock band names. But come on, don't you think Aprica Presto is destined to be the next "it" recipe?

Apricot Pesto? What, as a sandwich spread? How....artistic.

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Wed, Apr 25 2012, 7:59 pm

bar mitzvah outfit for baby

Are baby's now being Bar Mitzvah'ed I thought you have to be 13!!! It's a little young for a baby to have a Bar Mitzvah.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Wed, Apr 25 2012, 10:32 pm

Who do you find most calming during L & D

the anesthesiologist

Last edited by Dandelion1 on Sun, Jul 08 2012, 7:00 pm; edited 1 time in total

↑ happy mom1 ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 4:57 am

Happy 2B wrote:

bar mitzvah outfit for baby

Are baby's now being Bar Mitzvah'ed I thought you have to be 13!!! It's a little young for a baby to have a Bar Mitzvah.

And then there's "bris outfit for the mom" . Ouch, sounds painful. But if a bris for the mom is your minhag, each to their own.

QUEENY

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 5:50 am

"Caught my 13 yr. old dd in her bed with her laptop"

Thank G-d it wasnt another a person!

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 7:28 am

Help me find a hot water urn

Looking for a Chardal community.

OK, where did you leave it/them last?

↑ Happy 2B ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 7:50 am

happy mom1 wrote:

Happy 2B wrote:

bar mitzvah outfit for baby

Are baby's now being Bar Mitzvah'ed I thought you have to be 13!!! It's a little young for a baby to have a Bar Mitzvah.

And then there's "bris outfit for the mom" . Ouch, sounds painful. But if a bris for the mom is your minhag, each to their own.

I was thinking the same thing!!

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 8:55 am

chani8 wrote:

imamama wrote:

"What is MTHFR?"

A profanity?

LOL! I tried hard not to decipher it, it was getting ugly!! Rolling Laughter

OMG I cannot breathe!! I was thinking the same thing. Why have I forgotten about this thread?

↑ 5*Mom ↓

Thu, Apr 26 2012, 10:00 am

"Last Minute Meal"

If you're going to all the trouble of giving a guy his last meal can't you give him more than a minute to eat it?