What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ enneamom ↓

Tue, Mar 27 2012, 4:35 pm

"How well do you clean?"

Can we please NOT DISCUSS THIS?

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Tue, Mar 27 2012, 5:39 pm

What to do with too much broccoli?

How about make too much broccoli kugel? Or too much broccoli salad? Or maybe, too much broccoli quiche...

↑ medola

Wed, Mar 28 2012, 2:52 pm

"Unusual Period"

Kind of wish she titled it
"Unusual Perio.d"

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Mar 28 2012, 3:59 pm

Have you ever smoked before?

Before what?

before kissing?

before exercising?

before tasting a new dish?

↑ enneamom ↓

Wed, Mar 28 2012, 6:58 pm

pandas help dnsa 950 reg 120!!!!!

I didn't know there are pandas on this board! Are they helpful?

They probably do understand Chinese, which would be helpful in deciphering the rest of this title!

↑ leomom ↓

Thu, Mar 29 2012, 1:00 am

Just thanking the recent posters for the much-needed laughs! Thanks Very Happy

↑ ewa-jo ↓

Thu, Mar 29 2012, 2:41 am

"Dh hates kissing what to do?"

Don't kiss him!

↑ chani8 ↓

Fri, Mar 30 2012, 5:38 am

"How much do you cost?"

Don't worry you can't afford me,

and anyway,

I'm not for sale.

↑ chani8 ↓

Fri, Mar 30 2012, 6:02 am

"I had a questionable Bedika. Went to the rag and he said its fine."

Try using a Rav next time. Or does "rag" stand for something?

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Mar 30 2012, 6:11 am

chani8 wrote:

"How much do you cost?"

Don't worry you can't afford me,

and anyway,

I'm not for sale.

I had similar thoughts. What does OP think I am selling and who am I selling it to?

↑ DrMom ↓

Fri, Mar 30 2012, 7:44 am

chani8 wrote:

"How much do you cost?"

Don't worry you can't afford me,

and anyway,

I'm not for sale.

Beat me to it.

↑ chani8 ↓

Sat, Mar 31 2012, 12:48 pm

Still trying to decode this one:

Mil ah Friday night when can I take off white???

mil = mother in law
ah = ?
Friday night
when can I take off white??? = white what? You're worried Mil might see your white sheets?

Turned out to be typos: Mikva on Friday night, when can I take off white (underwear)???

↑ grin ↓

Sat, Mar 31 2012, 1:15 pm

chani8 wrote:

wow - you're much better than Babylon!

↑ DrMom ↓

Sat, Mar 31 2012, 8:55 pm

"spermicide to get pregnant?"

Why do I have a feeling this sposter is going to be on the Infertility forum for a looooong time...?

↑ DrMom ↓

Sun, Apr 01 2012, 12:13 am

"I got myself a garbage bowl and love it"

I bet your husband loves that you are so low-maintenance.

↑ grace413 ↓

Sun, Apr 01 2012, 2:01 am

"How do you handle any surgery"

I let the surgeon take care of it.

↑ Dandelion1 ↓

Sun, Apr 01 2012, 5:32 pm

Infants
Hates his tummy

nightly sit ups should do the trick....

↑ grin ↓

Sun, Apr 01 2012, 11:28 pm

"Pesach clothing for DS, 1yr old"

I read this as "Pesach cleaning for DS, 1yr old" and all I could think of was shock

does she want her ds 1yo to pesach clean also, or is she cleaning for him or what???

(I guess at this point I'm the one with a one-track mind. Wink

)

↑ leah66 ↓

Mon, Apr 02 2012, 4:00 am

candyheart wrote:

Infants
Hates his tummy

nightly sit ups should do the trick....

That puts a funny picture in my mind!

life is not fair
I knew my mother was on this sight

chasing illusions by Devora Weiner
I'm not interested in Devora's illusions and definitely would not chase after them.

↑ chani8 ↓

Mon, Apr 02 2012, 1:03 pm

Infants:

How dirty before changing?

We change every dirty diaper asap.