What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ 33055 ↓

Fri, Mar 23 2012, 8:16 am

the world's best mom wrote:

Kitchen floors! please help!!!

I've heard of talking to the walls, but asking the floors to help you? That's a first. I hope you're not expecting more results than you get from the walls.

↑ onlyme ↓

Fri, Mar 23 2012, 8:57 am

"Poopy clothing anyone?"

Um, no thanks.

↑ elf123

Fri, Mar 23 2012, 9:41 am

onlyme wrote:

"Poopy clothing anyone?"

Um, no thanks.

Wow, except for a few more "mmms" I will say "great minds think alike!"

elf123 wrote:

"Poopy clothing, anyone?"

Ummmm.....no thanks!

↑ hadasa ↓

Sat, Mar 24 2012, 2:07 pm

A vent
That's the company that makes the only pacifiers my daughter takes.

↑ chocolate chips ↓

Sat, Mar 24 2012, 4:17 pm

hadasa wrote:

A vent
That's the company that makes the only pacifiers my daughter takes.

same here

there was one post about searching for girls shoes or something and the post was posted by iloveshoes...well that didn't help her very much then did it?!

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Mar 24 2012, 8:55 pm

Quote:

looking "put together"
put masking tape on your joints

Punishment for 11 1/2 YO DS who kicked hole in new walls
The only advice I can give you is to ask him to remove his shoes before you te.l him what it is, and stand right next to the door with your hand on the handle when you tell him

both of these had me Rolling Laughter

↑ 33055 ↓

Sat, Mar 24 2012, 9:01 pm

How does it work at a hotel?

The same way it works in the bedroom.

↑ leomom ↓

Sat, Mar 24 2012, 9:04 pm

After the baby bathtub - what next?

The next step is to wrap the baby in a towel.

chani8 ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 3:34 am

yy wrote:

After the baby bathtub - what next?

The next step is to wrap the baby in a towel.

And be careful with the baby when you throw out the bath water!

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 3:38 am

"So Freidasima wants to get your opinion about..."

Oh no. Or maybe, oh great, here comes an exciting controversial debate. . . .

and then the disappointment, "on feeding a baby"?!!! shock

↑ observer ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 8:11 am

"6 week postpartum check with husband?"

No. Sorry, but has to be with your ob/gyn.

↑ ewa-jo ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 9:50 am

"What happens when I stop the minipill?"

You'll post a thread in a few weeks wondering if you could be pregnant.

↑ chani8 ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 10:05 am

"entrecote meat"

I draw a complete blank. And I'm glad.

I dont even want to google it.

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 1:28 pm

"What to buy for a wonderful DH lekovod Pesach?"

Ah, so many of us would give anything to know what to buy to have a wonderful DH lekovod Pesach! Wink

↑ spoiled

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 1:41 pm

ewa-jo wrote:

"What happens when I stop the minipill?"

You'll post a thread in a few weeks wondering if you could be pregnant.

I came here to post the same!

↑ enneamom ↓

Sun, Mar 25 2012, 2:50 pm

"Can I be pregnant?"

You have my full permission.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Mar 26 2012, 9:00 am

How to frame a puzzle.

PM me. I might be able to put you in touch with someone who knows how to help you figure this out and get youoff scot free. (More educated brother of the guy who knows about off the truck furniture in Brooklyn [which I didn't open, don't tell me that's what it's really about.])

Passover pesto.

Thought it said presto. Elizabeth Montgomery might have had some insights.

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Mar 26 2012, 10:56 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

Passover pesto.

Thought it said presto. Elizabeth Montgomery might have had some insights.

I found this very rare video of her cleaning for Pesach! Wink

↑ DrMom ↓

Tue, Mar 27 2012, 1:43 am

"how big is 952 square feet?"

Um... what kind of answer would satisfy you?

0.022 acres
88.44 square meters
8.844 x 10^21 square angstroms
???

↑ 33055 ↓

Tue, Mar 27 2012, 8:52 am

So proud of myself! I cleaned bedrooms for the first time!

I hope you have been living in your home for a very short while.