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Thu, Oct 26 2006, 1:47 pm
Shamelessly stolen from another forum
Quote: | How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again. |
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chavamom
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Thu, Oct 26 2006, 1:48 pm
I would add for the Jewish forums, you need someone to post their understanding of the halachos of lightbulbs, someone to post that their rav disagrees - and then the 17 posters who will jump into the fray, arguing which rav is an apikorus.
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Ribbie Danzinger
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Thu, Oct 26 2006, 1:56 pm
Old Chinese proverb say, "Many hands make work"
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BrachaVHatzlocha
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Sun, Oct 29 2006, 7:40 am
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shayna82
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Sun, Oct 29 2006, 8:31 am
I never get these jokes, and never laugh at them. I know how to change a lightbulb, whats the big deal?
I guess im a feminist or something, but I do kind of take defense when I read these sexist things.
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shanie5
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Sun, Oct 29 2006, 8:35 am
well, my dads an electrician and he says that you only change a lightbulb.........................
shayna-whats sexist about it? she took it from another forum and that one was not necesarily women only!!!!
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technic
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Sun, Oct 29 2006, 10:59 am
sexist or not - its great!!! - ty 4 sharing
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chavamom
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Sun, Oct 29 2006, 2:49 pm
Yes, this was posted on MANY forums, not all of them for women only. Nothing sexist about it.
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