What is your immediate reaction to thread titles (part 1)

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Feb 12 2012, 8:59 pm

Get married younger! Finally!

Is this a mistake? It's usually when people get married older that we say finally!

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Sun, Feb 12 2012, 9:01 pm

Totally can't say anything, right?

Some poeple forget to think before they speak, so they often feel they can't say anything right. Learning about Shmiras HaLashon could help.

↑ hadasa ↓

Sun, Feb 12 2012, 9:09 pm

Get married younger! Finally!

Wow, you finally found a way to make yourself younger in order to get married? That's amazing! Can it be bottled and sold?

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Sun, Feb 12 2012, 9:31 pm

Pirate MM

Look, I try not to be judgmental so let me at least say this. If you do pirate a MM, please don't recycle it and give it to someone else. You can't be yotzei a mitzva with stolen property.
Maybe we can move this to Emotional Health and discuss it further. Kol tuv.

yksraya ↓

Sun, Feb 12 2012, 10:33 pm

annoying, fluams sour pickles spills all over

water broke!!! she quickly spilled jar of pickles!!!

↑ DrMom ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 7:44 am

"Cooked Sugar, Shmaltz, No Gebruks, No Oil, No spices..."

No thanks
Puke

↑ 33055 ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 9:23 am

WHY ARE YOU AMOTHER?

Ummmmm, because I have a kid.

↑ the world's best mom ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 3:09 pm

DD is a SLOB Help me organize her ROOM please Smile

Okay, give me your address and I'll be right over.

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 7:07 pm

the world's best mom wrote:

DD is a SLOB Help me organize her ROOM please Smile

Okay, give me your address and I'll be right over.

Hm. I missed that one. Now I know what DD stands for but what do SLOB and ROOM stand for?

↑ EmesOrNT ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 7:09 pm

WHY ARE YOU A MOTHER??

WHY ARE YOU A FATHER?????

Wait, what?

↑ leomom ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 8:42 pm

PinkFridge wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

DD is a SLOB Help me organize her ROOM please Smile

Okay, give me your address and I'll be right over.

Hm. I missed that one. Now I know what DD stands for but what do SLOB and ROOM stand for?

Someone Lacking Orderly Behavior

Residence Of Outrageous Messiness

↑ PinkFridge ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 9:22 pm

yy wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

DD is a SLOB Help me organize her ROOM please Smile

Okay, give me your address and I'll be right over.

Hm. I missed that one. Now I know what DD stands for but what do SLOB and ROOM stand for?

Someone Lacking Orderly Behavior

Residence Of Outrageous Messiness

Ah. Of course.
Thank you.

↑ runninglate ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 9:25 pm

WHY ARE YOU AMOTHER? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

boysrus ↓

Mon, Feb 13 2012, 11:32 pm

'looking for friend'

Sure, I'll be your friend!

(didn't notice it was in the shidduch forum!)

↑ leomom ↓

Tue, Feb 14 2012, 2:12 am

PinkFridge wrote:

yy wrote:

PinkFridge wrote:

the world's best mom wrote:

DD is a SLOB Help me organize her ROOM please Smile

Okay, give me your address and I'll be right over.

Hm. I missed that one. Now I know what DD stands for but what do SLOB and ROOM stand for?

Someone Lacking Orderly Behavior

Residence Of Outrageous Messiness

Ah. Of course.
Thank you.

any time!

↑ CatLady ↓

Tue, Feb 14 2012, 7:18 am

"what's up with materna"

I thought Budweiser had "wazzup" as its slogan. Aren't there copyright laws against this???

↑ mommyla ↓

Tue, Feb 14 2012, 12:30 pm

moose cups

Will your DC be moose for Purim?

↑ penguin ↓

Tue, Feb 14 2012, 4:42 pm

Why are you AMOTHER?

Against Moms Outrageously Talking Haughtily Except Redheads

torquoise

Tue, Feb 14 2012, 8:53 pm

Outrage at article -Deborah - amother enabled

Amother on THIS site!!?? Enabled a train wreck like THAT to write a book like THAT??!!

↑ 33055 ↓

Wed, Feb 15 2012, 7:04 am

Megilla costume for 6 year old

My first thought was she wanted to dress her kid up as Megilla gorilla. I have been trying to imagine too many Amish, Chineese and Flat Stanley themes.